Time to Blow up The Boat!!

Day 2,027, 00:04 • Published in USA USA • by Tyler Bubblar


All right America the time has come. For months the media has been full of articles about stagnation and dissatisfaction with the state of our Republic. Every election cycle we are so focused on ATO that the fun and suspense that used to be election day is crowded out. PP election day has become a day of frantically scrambling to cover the t5 parties not named AFA from PTO. Unity has made the CP a dull foregone conclusion by the time voting begins. In the instances that Unity is not dull (read this last unity primary) it's usually tainted by bitterness and hard feelings. In response to this last round of Unity bad feelings, we have decided it is time to root out the cause of eAmerica's malaise. Unity is a symptom not the disease.



As shown above things over at the AFA are entirely too comfortable. Stewy and many others have decided to spearhead an assault on RGR's grip around America's throat. Time to turn up the heat. JFrost will be leading the charge, complete with a steed stabled at one of Jakov Mikhailovich's summer homes.



For too long we have tolerated the foul tactics of RGR, his AFA minions, and their Serbian masters. Their antics are numerous, unscrupulous, and morally bankrupt. Ajay Bruno in order to satisfy his lust for power, imports our enemies, and actively plots with these enemies to destroy our nation from within. All of this is done in the thinly veiled guise of friendliness and brotherhood. They are just waiting for us to slip and cede power to them.



Enough is enough. We are bringing a coordinated assault right to our enemies gate. SHIELD and other MU's will be knocking that AFA gate down. We will pull those vote levers with vengeance in our hearts, and fire in our eyes. This obviously will not be a sneak attack. RGR, we're coming for you. Not that it will help, but I suggest you step up security.


Shall. We. Play. A. Game?

Batten down those hatches Ajay.

Make your time Serbian invaders.


You have never faced an enemy this determined, this resolute, this ready, in short this pissed off. We have allowed you to direct the national conversation and drive our agenda for years. You're done, come June 15th you are relegated to the dustbin. Your playbook is played out, and well known to the free peoples of America.



Join us America, together we are strong! Our enemies have survived this far by shrinking the eUSA pie. At the height of our power Ajay was little more than a joke, his attempts at PTO both of this country and others were easily quashed. It has only been the deterioration of our numbers, and the apathy of many remaining players that has allowed him to grow into the masked menace, that has plagued us. Stewy for AFA PP!



I was planning on ending there, but I have a slight side note. I have been asked to take over as SHIELD Communications Officer, for the departed Jakov Mikhailovich. He has left eRepublik partly out of frustration with our stagnation, and partly out of anticipation of his approaching new baby. So he has gone to chill at his super cool Castle Koopa.



One of Jakov's last official acts was to nominate me for a long sought after membership in the Best Friends Club. This nomination was unanimously accepted. I pledge to do my best to fill the void left by my departed BFC brother.