Join the new world

The time has come.....


Paul Proteus, Jakov, Derphoof, and Josh Frost ever since I learned of the existence of your BFC squad, I've known no peace. I burn with the need to join you. I can't sleep, I can't focus on my work. I have become a shell of my former self.



Recently Crashthompson, my CO in the i illustrious SHIELD , asked both of the Fed candidates for POTUS during our intraparty primary if they would decree via executive order that the BFC must accept me into its ranks. Crash's reasoning was sound the new Female equivalent to BFC, Tits or GTFO has 5 members and BFC currently only has 4. If BFC were to accept me then GTFO would each have a specific Best Friend to make a sandwich for. As I said the reasoning is sound, but one thing that 8 years of marriage has taught me is that I can to quote my beloved make my own damn sandwich. The response from BFC was quick and clear: if earned a spot for me would be considered, but the BFC would not be forced. I would not have it any other way. Armed with the knowledge that BFC was founded during a T-Rex hunt, I set out to hunt a T-Rex with a walnut sized brain.



I was right about the walnut, but little else. I quickly saw I had embarked on a quest of great difficulty. I had matched myself up against a creature of boundless ferocity and cunning. Rex hounded my party all across his domain.



We had some close calls

Narrow escapes

Harrowing chases

At times Rex was so close I could feel him breathing down my neck

Finally the time came to make my stand

REX and I battled for hours

Our contest dragged into its second day

When suddenly we were interrupted by AFA Serbian minions

So we joined forces to take them down

Now Rex and I are tight


So Best Friends Club I failed to kill a T-Rex, but I did make friends with him. Is that epic enough to allow me to enter your ranks of Awesomeness? If it's not did I mention I met a tribe of topless hotties who now follow me around?



In conclusion as always