President Glove gives Love to Poland
Day 1,214, 10:33
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by Gnilraps
Day 1,214 of the New World
eUSA
Information has come to light that this excellent article, currently
The firm that was contracted to provide votes is regularly used internationally to get stories into the top news.
Poland is currently not formally allied with Eden or Phoenix. Poland is effectively a Neutral country from the standpoint of our official international policy. 16 Shells is NOT suggesting that this is a scandalous purchase nor is this reporter interested in degrading this Presidents reputation. However 16 Shells believes that this information will be interesting to the eAmerican reader.
The President was contacted for comment but has not yet issued any.
Some questions:
Why are Polish votes needed to increase readership of our Presidents Newspaper?
Were tax dollars used to fund the votes purchase?
What is the true cost of so many non-English articles cluttering our Top News effectively burying many important articles (such as Presidential releases)?
Who else has bought votes for their articles?
Is a line item needed in our National Budget for such purchases?
And finally, why can't eAmericans vote for these important articles so that money does not have to flow into the Polish economy?
-Gnilraps
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Vote for American Press people!!!
i didn't read.
i didn't read.
I expect more.
boated
pls speak Turkish.. i don't understand.
wait wtf?
Almost every article writing in the top 5 daily has been org voted. It is unfortunate that it happens but if it doesn't all you'll read is turkish, lemme edit that, MORE turkish shit.
Why the eUS doesn't vote up? Not sure. Fix that and save the eworld kid.
The irony is, before our storage was increased, when eAmericans fought with the resistance in Poland to take back our states, when those eAmericans ran out of food and weapons, some of those eAmericans would need to buy Polish currency from the Monetary Market and buy food and weapons off of the Polish market.
its cause americans aren't brainless turkish automatons, they're picky about what they vote, and don't care for singular binding national goals outside of war usually.
@cCcBorgircCc
Translation: GOBBLE GOBBLE, GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
@cCcBorgircCc: Why would he speak Turkish? This is not a Turkish newspaper. Gnilraps is not a Turk. I'm dumbfounded that you would make such a suggestion. However, I'm sure you don't understand a word of this, and the translator program you'll use to attempt an understanding won't pick up the subtleties of the English language, so I'm wasting my time.
I'm off to make an owl caesar salad with extra owl.
I didn't read. They will translate on Google Translate Service. OK? bay. (anan zaaa xD )
@Potter McPost: Ground or Filet?
i didn't read
I read. Suck it Turks.
¿Que dice esa cabron?
>"Why are Polish votes needed to increase readership of our Presidents Newspaper?"
-Because it would be lost in the clutter of various articles in the Top 10.
>"Were tax dollars used to fund the votes purchase?"
-Don't be stupid, of course not.
>"What is the true cost of so many non-English articles cluttering our Top News effectively burying many important articles (such as Presidential releases)?"
-The cost is quality media? I don't see how this is a valid question, noone's responsible except for the writers of the material.
>"Who else has bought votes for their articles?"
-Pretty much everyone in the top 5 right now. Hell, the DoD Orders are even orgvoted.
>"Is a line item needed in our National Budget for such purchases?"
-Again, stupid question. No.
not sure if serious