Lions and Tigers and Serbs, Oh My!
PigInZen
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
- H. L. Mencken
Not that I'm implying that the NCP is a circus but... I am beginning to truly feel like I am the head monkey and I'm running the circus from my cage.
Oh mah goodness, what a mess
Holy cripes people, is this really correct? I got a text message today from a certain former Party President of this party claiming that it was party policy that its Congressmembers let in Serbian players upon demand. In the same conversation he also claimed that it was the party's objective to push for an MPP with Serbia.
Now let me state, for the record, I'm quite certain that Serbs are nice people in real life. I am not a racist nor a nationalist (despite being a monkey) and nor will I discriminate against people for whatever reason, be it national origin or skin color or religion. That's a strong belief I have and it's one that follows me into the game of eRep.
However. eRep ≠ Real Life, despite the best attempts of the Wigs to exploit real life tensions between nations.
Last I checked, Serbia and Hungary were the two powers in the game with whom the USA has never cooperated or allied. For as long as I can remember we have battled against Hungary and Serbia. Epic trolling articles were written during WWII and Eugene Harlot himself said before the release of v2 that the only reason he was sticking around and still playing eRep was for PvP battles so he could "stick a steel-toed boot up Grakulon's butt."
This is such a serious topic to many that I am forced to change the configuration of the circus rings and what acts go where and when.
New Party President, New Circus Direction
Finally! A circus act that impresses!
This is going to piss people off, but here goes:
To run for Congress under the NCP banner you must meet the following requirements:
1. Have signed into the NCP party forums (http://ncp.eusaforums.com) and show activity;
2. Either have no connections to Serbian players or have been cleared by either Congress (IES) or the President;
3. Have renounced the "stated previous policy of the NCP to give Serbian players US citizenship upon demand";
4. Have not been banned, censured or expelled from the Congress boards at the eUSA Forums (http://eusaforums.com).
There is no other way for me to react to this news. The NCP must conform to the national security policy as set by the President and the National Security Council. It is my job to ensure this happens.
Next up in the Center Ring, it's the Executive Committee!
If you have an interest in helping to run the party, sign up to be on the Exec Committee at the party forums. Currently the following party members have expressed an interest:
LordRahl2
Omar Dandan
Jason Welsh
Pierce Vaughn
Sugawara
Deificus
We have room for maybe eight to ten members. The Executive Committee will handle all aspects of party direction so head to the forums and volunteer!
Remember NCP, Lean to the Right!
Comments
~hyuu~
YES! \o/
nice
never heard of that policy.
~hyuu~
Nice to see Pizza continues to ruin the NCP.
Rosmedian, Pierce confirmed that was Pizza's policy. Pizza claimed it was NCP policy in a text message to me. Evidently to him, Pizza == NCP.
This xenophobic crap was expected as a way to justify PTO-ing of an American party ;😉)
Pizza is NCP, you are just PTO-er ;😉)
Bout time someone is running this that isnt a complete ass or idiot.
Omar and Jason are not members. Omar betrayed us a long time ago and Jason has never been a member.
Also, this sounds like how the Japanese-Americans in WW2 were treated... only worse...
@Rosmedian Its a policy you never learned about because you never ran for congress, part of keeping control over a group of people is keeping them clueless to anything besides what you want them to believe. All NCP members in congress get a set of rules, you follow these rules and policies and pizza will make sure your elected again, same goes for whoever pizza picks to be the puppet pp.
Pizza, no one is being shipped off to an internment camp. THIS IS A GAME.
Sometimes your hyperbole amazes me.
Bravo PiginZen
And on cue, Ajay Bruno/Pizza the Hut II is blowing up my cell phone LOL
Watch out, he's going to leak your phone number to the game because it's how he rolls!
good luck
PtH, please check my profile and get back to me. I'm NCP now. Accept it.
Then Pizzaman, its simple. 40G and start a party. Take your devoted followers away from NCP and start over. 40G is chump change. I make that every month and I don't do shit here.
Ok, so no money, OK. tell your folks to go to some piss ant little party. If you control enough of the party, you should have no trouble knocking them out of the top 5 and making any PIZ article as worthless as the website on which its posted.
Stop acting like a whipped dog and do something.
"I got a text message today from a certain former Party President of this party claiming that it was party policy that its Congressmembers let in Serbian players upon demand. In the same conversation he also claimed that it was the party's objective to push for an MPP with Serbia."
i'd say he was either trolling with u to make u make a fool out of urself when u talk about it (u probably have)
or he is a dumb ass who knew nothing about the party o.O
i was active in the party for 3-4 months, nothing like that was mentioned O.o
What a load of hateful, ridiculous, arcane, articulate and reasonable words.
BlasterXL, read his latest article, it's confirme😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/five-reasons-to-ally-with-serbia-1948066/1/20
Grakulan, and he was Bulgarian. Memory is playing a trick on you PiginZen
TY Zoli, could have sworn he was Hungarian (or played for Hungary) but you're the (supposedly) real deal so I will defer to you on this. The quote is 100% accurate however.
im interested in party executive command
Was is that supposedly there for? I have forgiven you, but have not forgotten that you did not allow me to participate at the presidential candidates debate
voted!
Is it just me or is it crazy that PtHII has Pigs number?
Hmm. :/
Hail the NCP o7
~hyuu~
That's IT, that is what ADMIN needs to make for the game to really stir up nationalistic hatred - internment camps, or hostile enemy hospitality camps, or maybe we could just call them retraining and work centers!
In either case, this is going to fun to watch.... (making popcorn)!
Had I had a US citizenship your article would suffice to join your party.
rofl did Ajay really just say this was worse than how Americans of Japanese descent were treated during WWII
Oh mah goodness, what a mess
yes Cpl Useless, you read that correctly
HYPERBOLE FTW!
Sounds awesome. Once I finally get citizenship I'll be headed that way.
Internment? Nah, this is more like McCarthyism : D
Pig, I don't understand. What is the point of implementing these policies when you only have 28 days left until Pizza or one of his friends retake the NCP from you and do away with it all.
Alternatively, all of Pizaa's friends leave the NCP and your party you pto'd drops out of the top 5 becoming irrelevant and then they will PTO another party not in the top 5, bringing that back into the top 5.
It's just going to be a never ending cylce of your side ptoing his side, and his side ptoing your side.
Max you make the most inane arguments. You're essentially saying no one should ever try to improve this situation. Sorry, I have to try.
PiZ, thats not the case at all, you clearly didnt read my comment at all, it was nothing about that.
I merely said "It's just going to be a never ending cylce of your side ptoing his side, and his side ptoing your side."
Do you dispute that? Are you saying you have found the erep tool that prevents pizzas friends leaving en masse? Have you found the tool that stops them going to another party and taking that over?
Pizza told them all to stay in NCP for a few days and they are. As soon as they leave, you won't be PP of a top 5 party anymore. If my argument is insane, then please tell me where I went wrong. Because the Math just aint on your side.
Pig yes i saw that article ..... ill say what i told a frien😛
"now i can understand that 95% of americans hate him, and he is sooo sick of the haters and the lies
but putting his trust in serbs is just not gd, america has insulted this country, the so called strongest many times, if we give them our trust it will end badly
and i don't exactly want USA to betray her allies ...... that will only give us the reputation of being backstabbers
and when the serbs backstab us we will be just like turky !
now this is the first bad decision he maid in the past 3 and half months in my opinion x.x "
I am pleased to say this comment section is living up to my high expectation of a trollfest. HOWEVER, don't stop now, there is always room for improvement or you will get stale.
Max you have a precise count of how many that is? Really? Because I would love to see it. As of right now we have 339 in the party, about 15 less than on election day. We could lose 140 members and even if all of those went to the either the USMJ/Libertarians or the Revolutionary Party (I cannot see them going to the iNCi Party) we'd STILL be #5.
So seriously, unless you know the numbers, stop.
And BlasterXL, honestly, that decision to push for citizenship for Serbs willing to vote for him for CP as well as pushing NCP Congressmembers to mess with government funding were both terrible. They kinda overshadow much of the others, in my opinion, they're that serious.
Hm, i'm russian. with your policy i have chance goin to US congress? or i like any serbian knocked out? only question nothing more ^__^
PiZ,
I consider Turks to be our enemies and Serbs to be our friend.
You can be a jerk and block some of our candidates, but I will just get other people on the ballot to continue to improve our numbers.
"Also, this sounds like how the Japanese-Americans in WW2 were treated... only worse."
You are totally disconnected from reality. Comparing these things is why I hate you and want you to die of colon cancer.
Pizza, I follow the direction of the eUSA government wrt foreign policy. To do otherwise is anarchic madness. I wasn't sure about allying with Brazil and dumping Spain a year ago but I'm damn glad we did so now. If Greeks can ally with Turks then so can I.
I'm not being a jerk by blocking certain people from the ballot under the NCP, I'm preventing you from using them to give players citizenship and jack with government funding. All things I promised I would do. I keep my promises.
>Evil_Go😛 last time I checked, Russia was an ally. As long as you can get someone to vouch for you and the NCP Executive Committee thinks it's OK, I don't see why being Russian would be an issue.
Forgive me PiZ. Allow me to play Devil's Advocate and phrase the question a different way.
You've just liberated the NCP from evil Demon Lord Pizza. Evil is vanquished for now.
However, I fear the dark lord will rise again oh great saviour, and I must know whether you have a plan to defeat him once and for all.
For at the moment, I fear the dark one may attempt to regain control of his former party, or steal another. Yes you could vanquish him from that party again as you did last time. But I fear it would become an endless cycle of him taking control of parties and you riding in bravely to rescue them. Have you got a way from stopping him once and for all.
And while I do not have an exact figure for his hoardes of minions, I like you must ackowledge they are likely to be the majority of actual members, and when those who lent you there support from other parties so bravely, eventually return to their homelands, will the NCP be weaker as a result?
Voted.Good luck Pig. I hope you can make the NCP a party the eUSA can be proud of.
I support you PiZ as my party president!