Five Reasons To Ally With Serbia
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by Pizza The Hut II
In my recent efforts to adopt my philosophy of being totally honest to just about everyone and on just about everything, I have decided to publicly make the case for an alliance with Serbia. Not many people in this game can bring groups like Serbs, Croats, and Bosnians together around a mutual cause, but I have done it on numerous occasions.
🙂It is my belief that we need a totally new alliance. We need to ditch some untrustworthy "allies" such as Turkey, and replace it with the superpower of the eWorld, Serbia.
Reason #1
Serbs are some of the funniest, nicest people in the game. Seriously, they seem to have a genetic predisposition towards always saying lulzy stuff. In a world full of thugs like the elites who run the eUS government all the time, wouldn't it be nice to actually laugh once in awhile?
Reason #2
Serbia is the most powerful nation in the game and having them on our side would totally alter the power dynamics in the eWorld and protect the eUSA from future humiliating invasions from enemy nations. Further, it would help the eUSA to become a first rate power, rather than a 2nd rate nation which is often at the mercy of more powerful forces.
Reason #3
The elites all have a prejudice against the Serbs and treat them like they are a plague upon the eWorld. There is no better way to stick it to them than to try to replicate what they did to us with the hordes of INCI which once infested the eUSA, but to do so with honorable players.
Reason #4
It would mitigate a lot of the cheating that goes undetected and unpunished in the eUSA. There are a substantial number of clones and people who operate them, and they manage to avoid being caught by the Admin. This unfair and illicit practice needs to have something to counterbalance it.
Reason #5
Every Serbian ally we bring in to the eUSA, is another vote to make me Country President.
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As a former US congressman, I support this way of thinking!
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USA and Serbia, good team in future!
That 5th reason probably lost you all the support to this article
I'm lost on point 4, how does allowing Serbian multies counter balance pthut's multies?
back out of semi-retirement since Bachman quit eh?
Spending 10 minutes on an article is not out of retirement. I cut back on eRepublik 50% so far.
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so much fail in here.
wow! i thought this was a joke. he's actually serious... right?
First off, no. Look at what we have done in the past two months, America is a first rate nation. We don't need Serbs to help us out. Also, Reason#1 Turks are also funny and nice people. Reason#2 So far they are losing many territories everyday, how again are they powerful? Reason#3 maybe because three months ago they occupied almost all of eAmerica, and we want our revenge. Reason#4 lolwut?
Reason#5 not going to happen no matter how many serbs you invite over here lol.
HAIL EDEN!!
HAIL TERRA!!
Alexander... you can't possibly know what you are talking about after
And this is why Pizza is considered an enemy of the state.
why do you think that serbia want to be in alliance with amurica?
McGinty.dc , because I have talked to dozens about it!
Drama for subs
funniest article yet.
FREE TEXAS !
Hordes are coming
Kell Draygo
'And this is why Pizza is considered an enemy of the state.'...x2...!
i like No. 5 😃D
I think we have as good of a chance of allying with eSerbia as TERRA/EDEN have of turning on one another, and one of em dominating the other.
HAIL EDEN!!
HAIL TERRA!!
quit already
Serbians don´t help their allies.
Look at Spain, Sweden, Irán, UK, Mexico, Peru, Venezuela, Paraguay.
Free Kosovo!
The united, the mighty Soviet Union Party!
Yall are insane.
Yeah, but they like me. 😉 Because I understand them.
Pthut has a point, he is definately out to only help himself, he understands Serbians.
And this is why Pizza is considered an enemy of the state.
VOTED!
Well at least you're being public about it now. Not that everyone hasn't noticed the current NCP congressmen giving tons of Serbs citizenship. So what is it? Ally with them or have them PTO us?
You really cannot have both unless you intend for the USA to be a puppet of Serbia in which case it makes perfect sense.
Croatia will never ally with Serbia, so despite all your points being delusions, that is the worst.
Croatia is our #1 ally along with Brazil. Croatia has always been there for us.
PigInZen, a high ranking member of the Serbian MoFA made it clear that any people they send here does "not want to ruin the gaming experience for anyone".... so the ground rules are simple. We want to stop the elites from destroying our movement to make America greater, and by building strong alliances, we will be greater.
Vanek, I have many Croatian and Serbian friends. I can tie them both together.
Also, "tons"? I authorized Romanians, Ukrainians, Bosnians, and some others lately too, but let's ignore that fact.
I don't think that many people will come even close to supporting you Pizza. You've seen what eSerbia and their allies have done to us. Reducing us to almost nothing. We ALWAYS come back. eSerbia would just be using US to defend THEM. NOT the other way around. As for eCroatia they will never go for it not with everything eSerbia has done to them also. So face it Pizza these are just fantasies that will never come true. eAmerica will never allow it. If you somehow do become president then how many eAmericans are going to stay if you ally us with eSerbia? I think most of us would go to eCroatia or eBrazil. Am I right?
you really are living and playing in some sort of parallel universe, aren't you?
You should probably publicize that your hatred for Turkish-Americans is based on RL premises over things that happened during the Ottoman empire, Peetz.
i find it funny how people find PTH a threat lol
as a full blooded croat, i guarantee that an alliance with serbia will be anyones undoing and demise
if you go with them, be prepared to suffer the consequences, first of which is slavery to their imperialistic dreams : )
Pizza, may I recommend Psychological help?
Also the title should be "Five reasons why people hate me'
Fail
They care only about themselves. Look at their allies.
Blank Keating.. interesting, the Ottoman Empire was around in 1973? I will need to check that after wikipedia is done with its 24 hour blackout! 😉 Thank you Professor Keating!
Lol. What a 'tard. I mean usually I strive to be more substantive when I criticize something, but this brand of crazy pretty much speaks for itself.
(Also, no offense intended to any actual 'tards who may be reading.)
Pizza, show us on the doll where the bad man touched you. You can tell us, we know a normal person can't be as crazy as you are.
"In 1974, the attempted genocide against the Turkish Cypriots was repeated once more. On 15 July 1974 , a coup d’etat, led by Greek officers took place. The coup was organized by the military junta then ruling Greece , with the aim of overthrowing Makarios, the President of the Republic of Cyprus , and setting up a government, that would unite the island with Greece."
http://web.deu.edu.tr/kibris/history/6474.html
http://m.topix.com/forum/world/cyprus/T8JJ61K81NSS4IQ2D
Discussion about the issue.
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK-loCEmzyw
Hey Uhriventis... funny how the only country in RL to recognize "Northern Cyprus" is TURKEY itself...
I think you just hate Muslims to be honest.
Ignore Pizza, he's just a racist.
I can vouch that serbs have great sense of humor...but they also suffer from delusions of grandeur, which makes them insufferable.
I agree it's nice to laugh every now and then. It's why I'm subscribed to your newspaper. 🙂