A List of Hungarian Imperial Offenses

Day 683, 15:39 Published in USA USA by Rheinlander von Phalz
3 October 2009, Day 683 of the New World. Herein lies a list of imperial offenses currently being committed by Hungary. The nation of Hungary consists of 19 regions presently, only seven of which are Hungarian in origin. Their empire holds lands in Europe, the Caucasus, Asia, and North America. The evidence speaks for itself. Let none be fooled – Hungary, and PEACE GC by extension, is the imperialist aggressor of our time.

Alaska




Alaska is the northernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: United States of America
Population: 984
Resources: Oil (High)
Constructions: Q5 Hospital, Q5 Defense System

The Land of the Midnight Sun was the first to come under attack during the Russian invasion of the United States. The Hungarian occupation of the region denies the United States access to a border with Russia. Its oil is a poor reason for the occupation, as Hungary has ample access to that resource in the Caucasus. Of the five regions in North America under Hungarian occupation, Alaska has the largest population.


Graubünden




Graubünden is the easternmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: Switzerland
Population: 9
Resources: none
Constructions: none

The easternmost canton of Switzerland is held to conduct training wars when Hungarian imperialistic ventures are on hold. A recent resistance war was started by Tricium, a Hungarian currently living in occupied Manitoba. Hungary has previously held Swiss regions to extort gold from the natives attempting to earn their nation back.


Hamgyŏng


Hamgyŏng is the southernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: North Korea
Population: 16
Resources: Iron (Medium)
Constructions: none

PEACE GC completely conquered North Korea early in the war, and the country was divided between Russia and Hungary. Last week, Russia attempted to install a puppet government in North Korea. When that failed thanks to efforts of allied anti-PTO groups, Iran declared war on the tiny nation and it was again removed from the map. Hungary continues to contribute to North Korea’s desperate situation.


Heilongjiang


Flag of the city of Harbin


Heilongjiang is the northernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: China
Population: 767
Resources: Iron (High), Grain (Medium)
Constructions: Q5 Hospital, Q5 Defense System

PEACE GC has divided China to exploit its resources. Indonesia, Iran, and Hungary have staked claims in the Middle Kingdom. China has been robbed of both its iron-rich regions, including the Hungarian piece of China along the Russian border.


Manitoba




Manitoba is the region with the Hungarian flag depicted over it.

Original Owner: Canada
Population: 851
Resources: Grain (High), Wood (High)
Constructions: Q5 Hospital

Hungary desperately holds onto five regions in North America amidst active wars. While Manitoba is rich in two resources, Hungarians already have access to plentiful grain in their home Southern Great Plain region, more than they need to fuel their empire. Hungary has access to no other high wood regions, occupied or home, but their Indonesia, Russian, and French allies all do.


North Caucasus


Flag of Kabardino-Balkaria



Original Owner: Russia
Population: 198
Resources: Oil (High), Wood (Medium)
Constructions: Q5 Hospital, Q5 Defense System

While it is obvious to outside observers that Russia is a pawn, not an esteemed member, of the PEACE Global Community, Russians seem to be oblivious to this point. North Caucasus is the only example of Hungarian possession of a region belonging to one of their allies originally, but it is not the only example of a Russian region left in the hands of their ‘friends.’ Indonesia holds Western Siberia, one of the most resource abundant regions in the world. The justification for the Hungarian ‘protection’ of the North Caucasus region is one thing: oil.


Nunavut




Nunavut is the northernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: Canada
Population: 938
Resources: Diamonds (High)
Constructions: Q5 Hospital

One of only two diamond-rich regions in the Americas, Nunavut is a prize of the Hungarian Empire. PEACE GC has a policy of ensuring their occupation over any region that shiny rocks can be found in abundance. The only free diamond-rich regions of the world are Limpopo, South Africa and Northwest Territories, Canada, which was liberated from Iran recently.


Romandie


Flag of Vaud canton


Graubünden is the westernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: Switzerland
Population: 80
Resources: Grain (Medium)
Constructions: none

Hungary occupied all four Swiss regions until selling Deutschschweiz, the German-bordering region. Hungary is likely holding the French-bordering region of Romandie until the native Swiss can pay the hefty price tag for the territory.


Saskatchewan




Saskatchewan is the westernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: Canada
Population: 63
Resources: Grain (High), Wood (Medium)
Constructions: none

The rich grains of the Canadian plains are not the region for the Hungarian presence here for the reason explained in Manitoba’s entry. Saskatchewan simply enlarges its North American occupation zone by defending Regina and Saskatoon.


Svizzera italiana


Flag of Ticino canton


Svizzera italiana is the central Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: Switzerland
Population: 32
Resources: Grain (Medium)
Constructions: None

The Italian-bordering region of Switzerland, much like Romandie, is likely being held to exploit the small Swiss population for more gold.


Syddanmark





Original Owner: Denmark
Population: 30
Resources: Grain (Medium)
Constructions: None

The purpose of the Hungarian occupation of Syddanmark is likely the projection of Hungarian power into the North Sea, Scandinavia, the British Isles, and, if necessary again, the Atlantic coast of North America.


Washington




Washington is the southernmost Hungarian region here.

Original Owner: United States of America
Population: 273
Resources: Grain (High)
Constructions: None

Washington acts as a buffer against an American reconquest of Alaska. Its abundant grain crops are unlikely a motivation for maintaining the Hungarian imperial presence there. Hungary is the only country preventing the total reunification of both the United States and Canada.


Ridding the world of the specter of Hungarian imperialism will take considerable effort across the globe. Hopefully, Manitoba and other North American colonies will fall soon. Hungary is a very wealthy empire, and all the core Hungarian regions have Q5 hospitals. It will take the forces of many nations and many valiant offenses for the world to wrestle free of the Hungarian stranglehold.



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