[PK] Bounce Bounce Bounce!
Shin Gouki
Chinese Spies and Sex Providers
Matadors of Thunder Assault Squad
Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations
The past few hours of my life have been wasted thanks to the illogical statements made by some stupid naive super heroes of ePakistan. My articles are trollish yet informative and the primary objective was to troll the hell out of some noobs but also to make them understand that fighting eChina is not in the favor of ePakistan.
I simply presented some facts and figures to make these patriots realize that the cost of successfully fighting the war is not feasible. The replies I get? Astonishing I must say.
I was asked by some idiots as to why eChina needs more Bounces (Bonuses) when it has 29 regions? Why do they need more bounces and regions?
Ans. Maybe because they want economic superiority and strategic advantages over their foes. Maybe they are a hungry nation who can not survive with their current regions and Bounces. Regardless of the answer, the question presented to me was stupid. Why does it matter as to how many Bounces and Regions they want and for what reasons? What matters is that they are bigger and stronger than us and fighting them with all our strength and might will not help us succeed. What does this mean? It simply means, please improve ePakistan so that we have a position to defend and hold our regions and bounces. You have challenged to get our Bounces back, you have the leading MU please do so!
I was also told by a brave and honorable idiot that its better to let eChina wipe us out rather than take one region as donation (Charity he meant). They feel there is honor and dignity attached to losing miserably.
Ans. Why waste our damage on a war we can never win. Why not utilize what we have in butthurting eIndia and the Cartoon Monkey Worshippers? I love beef, you love beef and we all love beef. Lets go have us some beef. Can we manage to sustain our original regions? No, we do not have 6 billion damage. Can faris and his buddies manage to spend 3000 gold a day? No, they can't and for whatever reasons, its simply not feasible either. Can we invade India and gain more Bounces and Regions? YES! We already are, so lets continue to do so rather than distract ourselves over a war we can't win. By answering my own questions, I have realized that PTI has been scheming to divert our attention towards eChina so we lose our current bounces and regions taken from East Pakistan (India). So who is the trator and spy now?
Prior to the war.
Above. Faris imagining himself to be a Matador. Hallucinating on whatever drugs he was on that he could manage to slay the bull.
My opinion on the subject?
Above. My perception of their idea. A little child who is yet to cross puberty standing tall infront of a bull thinking he can do jack all.
What it turned out to be?
Then came mr. Check Mate who wishes to keep calm and kill the Chinese! Wow naive little friend. He even threatened to start a media war against the mighty troll of ePakistan. Bwahaha B*#@* Please. This is what China had to say to him after his article.
The conclusion is that regardless of how honorable and brave you are, there is always a time and place to fight. Please focus on getting your self to that place and making sure you do it in a timely fashion. As far as Bounces are concerned eChina will always want more.
Currently Thunder Assault Squad (a MU dedicated to a Chinese-Pakistani Assault Plane) has done 23 million damage in total. How much damage has eChina done? 2.6 Billion! To all the idiots who were saying they can fund and fight the war with their single mu.
I also read their comments and replied to them, some of them were hilarious and extremely stupid. Specially when Rafay Ahmad was whining like a little female puppy and asking why RL Banking Systems are fair and eChina isn't. Let me share some of their thoughts. I hope you enjoy these words of intellect. I sure did.
Pak 786: Bhai tell me one thing. they already have 29 region. they have full advantage of their region. Why they want our.
Rafay Ahme
😛Oh dear don't you pay the credit back to the bank??? How does that happen??? Cash or peanuts...well China gives you peanuts.......but then again we're talking capitalist economics....and my knowledge on said subject is rather lacking. (My reply to Oh dear Rafay, wow Rafay, you are utterly stupid and illogical here. There is no way I can match that level of stupidity. You win at being stupid. If China isn't giving you peanuts, go grab them by the nuts and show them who the boss is.)
Check Mate: hi shin,we will fight this war,We will make china to wipe us from map instead of giving us one region as donation.
Faris Khawaja: yup if we loose against them then no issue but we try but you bow ur kneel infront of china so sad (He would rather bend over and let eChina do him than bow down to them. I think he doesn't like oral.)
Such logical comments I say. Other comments have been deleted thanks to Faris who deleted such a lovely article he wrote. I wonder why he deleted it.
Sigh, anyway, now that our friends may have realized that eChina cannot be messed with at the moment. That is a big maybe. What if these idiots still haven't realized this? Let us go on with the eIndian war. Lets enjoy wiping eIndia out of the map and eat steaks all day long!
Above. Our Bovine neighbours wonder why we've imported Cattle Fattening Feed from China.
Oh, I must add that TheCaliph our MoFa has been accused of being a double spy. He was a spy for eChina but then he won a BH fighting against eChina. That is some bourne identity shit right there. The members of PTI need to bring in intelligent people in the party.
Yours Sincerely,
Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll
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Comments
Lets Bounce!
hahahaha..
No offense but sorry I can't control doing "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
I need more bounces k?
trololololol!!!!! Good read!
Nothing else need be said...
Just Voted! Itna bara kon parhay. 😃
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Why giving so many explanations : P
Trollish LOL, "With a vulnerable butt, one can't be trollish". : D
I'm glad you enjoy my articles. I never knew you had homosexual tendancies. Oh wait, you're friends with Ahsan Shahbaz and Faris! How could I have not guessed this earlier. Lol anyway, lucky you coming out of the closet in erep. Classy 😉
Did you really went to my profile to check my friends LOLOLOLO
Man, I didn't know ur butt was that vulnerable : P
I say it again bro:
"With a vulnerable butt, you can't be trollish"
LogicIsn'tEveryWhere. Bro i'm not gay. Seriously, stop bringing butts in this conversation. I know raao bhai told you i'm a pathan but man, you need to get in touch with your buddies here if you want to get laid. You do know that the secret is out and Ahsan Shahbaz will message you any time soon. So I know you need an excuse to bring up vulnerable and butt in the same sentence over and over gain, but this isn't a single gay chat. You won't be getting any. Maybe you should go and confront Ahsan in person and you might get what you're looking for. Damn, you do you know how many times you have said vulnerable and butt in the same sentence? Have some regard for your parents. I'm sure they are nice people but a son that looks for vulnerable butts is a son that needs to be killed once he leaves the vag.
b/c you are butthurt with every other comment. just look at your replies.
LOL! another sentence with the word butt! Why are you so gay my friend?
Dunia may butts kay ilawa bhi koi cheez hoti hai, chordo butts ko ghalat raasta hai dozakh may jaogay!
and I meant chordo, not chodo... lol why are you such a big hvaggot?
Trolololol, khamoshi kyon cha gae hai? Why are you so silent? Jawab do ePakistan kay musalmano ko! Hamain jawab chaheye!! We want answers! Should we consider our brothers and sons safe among such homosexual behaviour? When will you leave these butt loving ways of yours?
Dear Readers, we have tried to get a valid answer from our butt obsessed friend. He is not available for reply even though he is online. (Self Proclaimed Troll They Say! BWAH!)
> LOL! another sentence with the word butt!
the word was "ButtHurt" not what you are perceiving it, lookup in the dictionary first, noob.
And stop spamming my inbox with your shitty desperate pleas to reply your comments:
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BTW whos multi are you?
fyi, when ppl like you were born, he was ex cp of epakistan
Lolz. Umer. +1. A self proclaimed troll who writes 20 pages of explanations everyday (that I am sorry Shiny I didn't have the desire to read so won't comment on its content)... is an utter failure at that.
Btw Shiny didnt you have an avatar of a frowning pussy? I am sure that one was more appropriate. Now give your fingers a break, you dont want to burn them if you know what I mean 😉
dodial, I am expecting another explanatory-article (in the name of trolling) with "me" in it : D
Lol.z.. Umer dear at least tell this kid whose multi you are 😃.. and where the Pak Army badge for heavens sake
His articles are atleast funny and genuinely makes me laugh. All your lolz, repetitious comments etc are so yawnsome and meh. You ask for an explanation and you get one. Weren't you begging for an explanation? And when he gives you a befitting reply, you are like "oh why does he give explanation lolx blah" :/ meh
I have seldom seen you so incoherent and hurried, must have hit a nerve there. and yes you 'can' take that as a compliment. 🙂
A self proclaimed troll just got sleeping beauty out of her sleep. Atleast I wonder what button was accidentally pushed on my behalf to have achieved this. Did you just look in your pants to figure out what my avatar looks like? or Did Aovel tell you this once he was done with you last night. Lol, I'm not a part of our fetish group either, you're extremely confused. I guess you guys are so used to using your fingers in each other that you think everyone is like you. Wow, the frowning pussy part really has me. So, if you're the one with a frowning pussy and aovel is a little bitch, does that make you both paindu lesbians? Bwahahahaha you need atleast a few decades to troll me son. Take your time, I'll be here. Wow I'm so happy today I just got sleepy beauty out of her sleep. No wonder your pussy is frowning. You've been sleeping for so long and keeping it away from the Aovel action. Does Raao know about these bad games?
ps. dodial did you need to use a dictionary in order to use seldom, incoherent and hurried in the same sentence or did you ask your neighbour to help you with this? And is logic from the Chakwal/Kashmir area like yourself? I hear birds fly with one feather and cover their asses with the other. Seems like you both are the famous chakwali hijra hunters. Bwahahahaha who else wants some? You kids will be owned so many times you have no clue... Go run to raao while you can.
Bwahahaha dodial you aren't as vocal on irc as you are here. Shy paindu lesbian? Why won't you reply?
uffff.... uffff.... itniiiii gandi batain. Tauba Tauba.
Mera neighbour aap ko salam keh raha tha.... ab us ko bhi koi gandi baat mat ker daina please, Shareef admi hai wo.
Love ur emotional banter dear... muuuaaah.. now will you please change that frown to a smile. Its getting tense in here and that makes me nervous.
It surprises me that you and Mr. Logic (multi) came online at the same time and commented here. Just a 6 minute delay. Wow! We have something to work with 🙂
Unless you are neighbours with Logic, in that case woh shareef admi bilkul nae hai! lol every sentence of his had BUTT in it, and if it is you, it makes you gay too. 😮 hawwww dodial! You made a multi to get boys! HAWWWW SHAME SHAME!!!
Yeah, dodial made multi(me) which is an year older than him. Hows that for a common sense?
Only if you shut your mouth you will look less stupid and desperate than you already are. I agree you are a troll, who is trolling himself without knowing it. LOL
And stop spamming my inbox with your shitty desperate pleas to reply your comments:
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Didn't read but voted for hard work so beautifully crafted to kick arse of "Heroes" of Pakistan. 😃 😛
Awesome article and a bit troll type one 😃
Why ur involving Thunder MU. I clearly say many time Thunder has no relation with politics. If u have issue with MU then please message ur DPP people who are sitting in Thunder kindly leave the MU.
Thunder has no political affiliation. Any one can join it. It is not GOG. GOG has political affiliation with DPP.
if Thunder has no relation with politics or affiliation with politics, why are you asking DPP people to leave?
who said that show me ss don't speak lie always u speak
we are not like you
"If u have issue with MU then please message ur DPP people who are sitting in Thunder kindly leave the MU."
Read up blind bat
Just plain epic xD
Voted
most of them dont understand english so i will help them
urdu translation of this article in one line
'CHUTIYA .... CHUTIYA HI HUTA HAI'
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
LOL
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shin beta tu pans gya ra.
urdu tu sahee bolna seekh lay 😛
LOL
Voted.
needs more bounces
http://bit.ly/1bA9GaN
This was EPIC. LOL. Loved it.