[PK] Bounce Bounce Bounce!

Day 2,212, 04:16 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Shin Gouki
Citizens of ePakistan
Chinese Spies and Sex Providers
Matadors of Thunder Assault Squad

Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations

The past few hours of my life have been wasted thanks to the illogical statements made by some stupid naive super heroes of ePakistan. My articles are trollish yet informative and the primary objective was to troll the hell out of some noobs but also to make them understand that fighting eChina is not in the favor of ePakistan.



I simply presented some facts and figures to make these patriots realize that the cost of successfully fighting the war is not feasible. The replies I get? Astonishing I must say.

I was asked by some idiots as to why eChina needs more Bounces (Bonuses) when it has 29 regions? Why do they need more bounces and regions?

Ans. Maybe because they want economic superiority and strategic advantages over their foes. Maybe they are a hungry nation who can not survive with their current regions and Bounces. Regardless of the answer, the question presented to me was stupid. Why does it matter as to how many Bounces and Regions they want and for what reasons? What matters is that they are bigger and stronger than us and fighting them with all our strength and might will not help us succeed. What does this mean? It simply means, please improve ePakistan so that we have a position to defend and hold our regions and bounces. You have challenged to get our Bounces back, you have the leading MU please do so!



I was also told by a brave and honorable idiot that its better to let eChina wipe us out rather than take one region as donation (Charity he meant). They feel there is honor and dignity attached to losing miserably.

Ans. Why waste our damage on a war we can never win. Why not utilize what we have in butthurting eIndia and the Cartoon Monkey Worshippers? I love beef, you love beef and we all love beef. Lets go have us some beef. Can we manage to sustain our original regions? No, we do not have 6 billion damage. Can faris and his buddies manage to spend 3000 gold a day? No, they can't and for whatever reasons, its simply not feasible either. Can we invade India and gain more Bounces and Regions? YES! We already are, so lets continue to do so rather than distract ourselves over a war we can't win. By answering my own questions, I have realized that PTI has been scheming to divert our attention towards eChina so we lose our current bounces and regions taken from East Pakistan (India). So who is the trator and spy now?

Prior to the war.



Above. Faris imagining himself to be a Matador. Hallucinating on whatever drugs he was on that he could manage to slay the bull.

My opinion on the subject?



Above. My perception of their idea. A little child who is yet to cross puberty standing tall infront of a bull thinking he can do jack all.

What it turned out to be?



Then came mr. Check Mate who wishes to keep calm and kill the Chinese! Wow naive little friend. He even threatened to start a media war against the mighty troll of ePakistan. Bwahaha B*#@* Please. This is what China had to say to him after his article.



The conclusion is that regardless of how honorable and brave you are, there is always a time and place to fight. Please focus on getting your self to that place and making sure you do it in a timely fashion. As far as Bounces are concerned eChina will always want more.



Currently Thunder Assault Squad (a MU dedicated to a Chinese-Pakistani Assault Plane) has done 23 million damage in total. How much damage has eChina done? 2.6 Billion! To all the idiots who were saying they can fund and fight the war with their single mu.



I also read their comments and replied to them, some of them were hilarious and extremely stupid. Specially when Rafay Ahmad was whining like a little female puppy and asking why RL Banking Systems are fair and eChina isn't. Let me share some of their thoughts. I hope you enjoy these words of intellect. I sure did.

Pak 786: Bhai tell me one thing. they already have 29 region. they have full advantage of their region. Why they want our.

Rafay Ahme😛 Oh dear don't you pay the credit back to the bank??? How does that happen??? Cash or peanuts...well China gives you peanuts.......but then again we're talking capitalist economics....and my knowledge on said subject is rather lacking. (My reply to Oh dear Rafay, wow Rafay, you are utterly stupid and illogical here. There is no way I can match that level of stupidity. You win at being stupid. If China isn't giving you peanuts, go grab them by the nuts and show them who the boss is.)

Check Mate: hi shin,we will fight this war,We will make china to wipe us from map instead of giving us one region as donation.

Faris Khawaja: yup if we loose against them then no issue but we try but you bow ur kneel infront of china so sad (He would rather bend over and let eChina do him than bow down to them. I think he doesn't like oral.)

Such logical comments I say. Other comments have been deleted thanks to Faris who deleted such a lovely article he wrote. I wonder why he deleted it.

Sigh, anyway, now that our friends may have realized that eChina cannot be messed with at the moment. That is a big maybe. What if these idiots still haven't realized this? Let us go on with the eIndian war. Lets enjoy wiping eIndia out of the map and eat steaks all day long!



Above. Our Bovine neighbours wonder why we've imported Cattle Fattening Feed from China.

Oh, I must add that TheCaliph our MoFa has been accused of being a double spy. He was a spy for eChina but then he won a BH fighting against eChina. That is some bourne identity shit right there. The members of PTI need to bring in intelligent people in the party.




Yours Sincerely,

Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll

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