[eUK CP] And now, the end is near...

Day 2,145, 12:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street


Time to vacate the premises Prime Minister…

Hello to the glorious eUK and any of our friends and allies who may be reading this.

Well my time as Prime Minister is nearly up and another CP election is upon us. I thought I would end proceedings by giving you a round-up of what I’ve achieved in my first term in office, mainly so that if I ever throw my hat into the ring again, you’ll have this reminder!

We began this month by getting into a right tussle with eBelgium over their plans to airstrike one of our allies in TWO.



The three regions of Belgium, that we walked over with consummate ease…

The war with the eBelgies was a frantic one, coming at the same time as the EPIC warfare tournament, which meant there was shedloads of damage being dealt all over the place!

The wipe of eBelgium was a marvellous start to my tenure as leader of the eUK and it gave the nation a ton of confidence, which was handy because no sooner had we finished off the waffle lovers, than eBulgaria came a-calling.



Bulgaria tried to attack, but they were clearly too busy watching this…

Those silly eBulgarians decided to try and invade Scotland! Well that was clearly never going to work, the Scots repelled them as easily as deep frying a Mars bar.

Then if that wasn’t enough, the eFrogs decided they wanted a piece of the action! Well, by this point we were running on so much adrenalin as a nation we could have seen off anyone, so eFrance didn’t stand a chance.

We invaded North Calais much like Edward III making his way to Crecy during the Hundred Years’ War and just as decisively. The garlic munchers were thrown out of our way without us even breaking a sweat!



She’s not wrong…

Not only did we win every single campaign we were in, we’ve even fought off a number of resistance wars in our Irish regions whilst also helping out many of our allies at the same time, meaning overall this has definitely been a most successful month for the eUK. Go on, give yourself a pat on the back, you deserve it!



I couldn’t have done it without….

So before I hand over the keys to Downing Street to my successor I think it only right and proper that I make it clear, this was very much a team effort. I’ve had a bloody brilliant group of reprobates working with me this month, giving me advice, making me tea and generally sweeping up after me.

I thought I might shower them with praise or buy them all a present to thank them, but then I thought of something better….and cheaper. Here’s a run down of my cabinet chums from this month….yes, it’s an idea that has come to me at 2am in the morning, so it MUST be good...it’s Top of the Cabinet Pops!





Coming in at Number 10 we have Butjam, one of my deputy Prime Ministers and unfortunately the bod sitting at the bottom of the pile this week due mainly to his unfortunate lack of t’internet this month. Here’s a song for you.



At Number 9 we have a mover and a shaker in the form of the band I like to call the Ministry of Health. With Dr Kawishiwi on lead guitar and vocals, Alan Warwickshire on drums, Madelina de Melrose as keyboardist and backing vocals, Adastros on bass and of course Ryan I, G.Walker & Wigibob on guitars and bongos. This lot have been all over the charts this month and this song is what you need!



We have a new entry at Number 8 with the delightful pop trio of ChewChewShoe, Bohemond4 & Rfeist, better known as Chewie and the MoFAs with their hit tune Rockin’ All Over the World. Their groupies Nohjis, Kravenn & Mittekemuis hanging round the stage as always 😉



Slamming in at Number 7 is a wily cool cat, yes it’s CheetahCurtis ably assisted by Super Llama on the triangle. It can only be Cool for Cats...and errrrmmmm llamas?



At sexy number 6 this week it’s the old school band The Deputies of the MoD. Oh yes, this group of motley characters has been surging up the charts, Max Blue on lead vocals, Rory Winterbourne, Grigor09 & Surferdude all tunelessly destroying this wonderful song.



Flying in at Number 5 it’s a solo act, LongShotzZ with his rendition of this Robbie Williams pop belter!



At Number 4 we’ve got another climber due to his impressive work this month...it’s FightAndProduce with one of my favourite songs.



Then we’re into the top three and at Number 3 this week it’s the financial whizkid, Emergy Maxfell and his sidekick Elvis Trout with this description of their day to day work!



Screeching into Number 2 is one of my co-MoDs from this term, a man who seems to be everywhere, all of the time! It’s mwcerberus and this song is for you…

Finally, it’s the BIG one!



Yes, it’s the Number 1 spot. And my other co-MoD...yes it is FragUK with another one of my favourite songs…and a ska number to boot!



I do hope you’ve all enjoyed this month of furry fun and let’s all pray to Bob that the eUK can continue in this vein in the future!

I leave you with a song that has been going through my head all day. Enjoy…



Click on the wookie, he sings!

Thank you,

WookieO.

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