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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1627)

5 • Dan 1,627, 16:10 • Objavljeno u Ireland Ireland • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

My Mum taught me whatever happens to keep both feet planted firmly on the floor.

Twenty years on I'm dying to change my underwear.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1626)

4 • Dan 1,626, 14:39 • Objavljeno u Ireland Ireland • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

Showing a new girl round the office, I spotted an Indian colleague.

"Alright, rag head!" I called out.

Completely shocked, the girl said, "You can't say that!"

"It's fine," I replied. "It's his nickname."

"Oh, okay," she smiled.

"Yeah,

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1625)

7 • Dan 1,625, 12:42 • Objavljeno u Ireland Ireland • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

Hear about the man who drowned in a flash flood of lemonade?

He was Schwepped away

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1624)

2 • Dan 1,624, 14:09 • Objavljeno u Ireland Ireland • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

Is Kenny Dalglish doing that Football Manager thing where you click through the meaningless games just to get to your Cup Final?

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1623)

3 • Dan 1,623, 10:31 • Objavljeno u Ireland Ireland • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

19 Irishmen walk into a cinema:

The sales lady asks, "How come there's so many of you?'

One replied, "Well, the film did say only 18 or over!"

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