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[POTUS] Thanks! Let's get busy.

We did it! We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.

Thanks for your … čitaj više »

[FG4D] There’s room for everyone on the Nice List! (except Indonesia)

It’s finally here! On Monday you will cast your vote for Dictator. I really hope you choose me.

This wasn’t really a traditional election, but I still tried to put the work in to … čitaj više »

Dear Indonesia...

Oh my darling loyal subjects...I see what you did there. I see how hard you fought and how much you spent to come to me. Believe me, I am flattered. I love each and every one of you. As … čitaj više »

[FG4D] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.

For this term, the Triad of Greatness is going to be me, Ilene Dover and Kody5. We’re probably all equally experienced when it comes to being CP, which is to say not very experienced. … čitaj više »

[FG4D] This is my house. I have to defend it.

The timing couldn’t be better.

Our country really needs to focus on building up interior programs and being a dominant force in the air so we have more options when it comes to … čitaj više »