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Potpourri

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"Correction does much, but encouragement does more."

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Jokes

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A nurse at a hospital received a call from an anxious woman.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said.

"Are you light-headed?" the nurse asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette.

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

Then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning.

That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.

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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.