eUK - PTO, PEACE, Treachery, War and Stephen fry
Day 730, 07:55
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This is an official article by the Ministry of Home Affairs. Our intention is to get everyone in eUK onto the forums. If you’re reading this then VOTE for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of eUK!
Hullo citizens of the eUK!
Oh what fun we’ve been having recently!
The eUK’s second largest political party, the United Kingdom Reform Party, had a surprise in the recent party president elections... the winner was a user unknown to any of the active party members. Are his intentions pure?
Many of the most influential countries that were members of the PEACE alliance have quit. At the time of writing this article there has been no change from eUK, but what will the future hold? Will PEACE still exist tomorrow?
The eUK’s Special Forces Commander has gone rogue and held the SF companies hostage. Widdows9000 has said they will only be returned if the eUK attacks aUSA, but the Prime Minister Mr Woldy says he won’t be pushed into anything.
Will war be coming to our shores? With the tensions between the eUK and eUSA growing daily and PEACE falling apart around us, how long can it be? This could be a war or epic proportions!
And finally... FryDay is coming! Yes we are again celebrating our king in the traditional way of playng games and having fun.
Even a FREE LOTTERY this week!
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If any of this is news to you then I have only one suggestion for you, and it is the same suggestion I give every citizen in the eUK...
JOIN THE OFFICIAL eUK FORUMS
Vice Admiral Nice Guy Eddie
Minister of Home Affairs
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Comments
pertamaxx
eUK and eUSA will not be having war in the near future. Vote UKRP!
Have your say on the forums. Help shape our nation.....and have some fun while you're at it!
Sorry to break it to you all. We don't want war. We're just not that in to you. We're going after FER instead. 😉
if america fucks with us prepare to get shat on.
Hungary, Indonesia, UK, & Russia forever
I also hear that there's a scandal involving Shadowukcs and Meghan.
If the eUS sets foot on eUK soil we will spam their media with communist articles and turn the entire nation red. That'll teach 'em.
Military companies held hostage by one of our own?
It does not instill confidence in the military, nor the ones who put him in charge of those companies.
Bonus points for not brushing it under the carpet as most governments invariably do when caused embarrassment.
V+S
Widdows9000 phail.
eUK gotz no ballz 😃
Voted
ultimate power - ultimate corruption, maybe a rethink on how we do eUK business?
have the admins been alerted about widdows...i mean..honestly just get him banned and get the money back
Cool fact, the eUSA would take your country out in a matter of days, RW Wales back first, then leave.
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You guys can't spam for your life, our 2 clickers alone could get more votes on an article than your entire country.