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eOnion Special Addition

Day 1,712, 09:40 • Published in USA USA

• by Talio Extremist

Special eOnion News Addtion
Day 1712 of the New World
2012-07-26

With all the special developments and the need for everyone in power to take themselves’ too seriously, I have released my very own special version of current events. If you enjoy it, please subscribe and vote it up.

Many call for the capture or execution of chickensguys and demand he is made public enemy number 1. Given he has held hostage the core financial exchange in the eUS, Evry the current Country President has responded by offering a 1,000,000,000 worth of gratitude for information leading to his capture.

eCanada in a bold move has enacted a trade embargo with the eUS. Evry response was to propose a trading embargo of his own. Millions panic as Maple Syrup shortages are reported in every eUS region.

Thousands of USWP zombies gather as Henry Arundel (a.k.a. Pfeiffer) is granted sainthood by national dioist priests. It is reported that he will go on tour following an opening act in eVegas.

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Talio Extremist Day 1,712, 09:42

First and Denied

Astraeus II Day 1,712, 10:19

Secondededed

bigcdizzle Day 1,712, 13:37

good article. voted.

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