Chickensguys Must Go

Day 1,711, 12:13 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps


Department of Abominations
Day 1,711 of the New World
27 July 2012

The eUSA is under attack at the moment from within.

The primary enemy leading the charge is Republican Liberty Caucus member Chickensguys.



And so that you understand that this is not hyperbole on my part, give me a few paragraphs to explain.

Perhaps the most damning evidence against Chickensguys is his recent behavior as a Congressman.

Backgroun😛 eRepublik allows National Governments to withdraw up to 400,000 cc (in our case USD) from its national treasury. In the case of smaller countries, they do not make 400,000 cc per day, so they withdraw what they can. In the case of eUSA, we've worked very carefully to establish a tax code that allows us to withdraw the full $400,000 daily.

Congress has also established a budget, earmarking that $400,000 to (mostly) military expenditures, Department of Interior operations, and general operating expenses.

In other words, the daily withdraw of $400,000 is the fuel that keeps the engine of our government running, keeps our military in weapons, keeps our newbs in food, and all the other various sundries.

Lastly, only 1 donation may be proposed by congress per day. It is the most sacred duty of every month's congress to keep the daily flow of donations running like clockwork. Miss even one day and you've taken a $400,000 bite out of congress' ability to fund its budget.


Congressman Chickensguys has, over the past two days, single-handedly cost our Government $800,000 in available cash.

Observe:
Rogue Donation, day 1710
Rogue Donation, day 1709

While it may seem charitable to write this off as a childish indiscretion, in light of additional evidence you will see that it is, instead, an intentional attack on the integrity of the eUSA Government.

NOTE: It is commonplace for trolling congressmen to submit trollish law proposals on the last day of congress. For instance:

A classic INCI troll proposal

These are generally harmless, since they do not actually COST the Government anything off it's budget. They simply get voted down and the troll enjoys his moment. Zaaaaaaaaa xD


The second piece of damning evidence to consider is Chickensguys' very considerable record of granting citizenship to immigrants without receiving (or even seeking) approvals from the IES, our official Immigration Service.

Backgroun😛 I know that some of this may sound like borderline "role play silliness", but in this case it actually isn't. The IES is one of the most important divisions in Government for securing our borders. Many foreigners seek immigration to eUSA for honorable reasons, and IES is generous in granting access to those.

However, because every active citizen is a potentially active voter, it is imperative that Congressmen send all citizenship-seekers through IES. We do not want nor need any more active voters whose agenda is to destroy the eUSA. (Of course, those who seek to destroy it usually use the rhetoric of wanting to "fix", "remake", or otherwise "knock some sense into" the current establishment. But there is a vast ocean of difference between those who disagree about American foreign policy and those who wish to sell it out completely to our enemies.)


Chickensguys has not only granted citizenship to known enemies of the eUSA (Vojvoda Misic, for example,) but he continues to grant Citizenship without seeking IES approval.

This is not necessarily an indictment against any of the other individuals he has granted citizenship to, IES would have to weigh in on each case. My criticism is of Chickensguys subversive practice of granting Citizenship without following the safety protocols put into place - protocols which are regularly followed with ease by dozens of Congressmen monthly.

The third piece of damning evidence against Chickensguys is the reckless slate of candidates which he ran for Congress this past month. For starters, it was Ajay Bruno himself who was calling the shots in terms of who was given priority in the RLC Congressional ticket. This alone raises every sane eyebrow.

Without exhaustively going through the list, here are the first most obvious (successful) candidates which Chickensguys approved for a Congressional seat:

Steamroller91 who has already approved 8 (which I believe are all) Serbians for CS.

dllp who has done the same with Bulgarians.

cata055 who has also approved CS without IES approvals.

paawell who has also approved CS without IES approvals.

Just to name a few.

In fact, Chickensguys total ballot of potential Congressmen was rife with those who wish to use their US Citizenship for traitorous activities.

And we are only 2 days into the new term of office.

I was fairly clear in warning eUSA of this potential for disaster earlier this month when I published my plea for help in taking over leadership of the RLC. I am thankful for the help I received but it was not enough.

There are some who have proposed the "solution" of intentionally giving away our bonuses in hopes that many of our foreign guests will leave voluntarily. This discussion has had some legs.

A far better option would be to elect credible leadership to RLC.

In light of the successful Congressional elections wherein RLC is now growing via an influx of rogue citizens, the job will be even more difficult in August than it was in July. But it must be attempted and it must succeed.

Chickensguys has officially chased himself off the reservation. Discussion is under way in which he is being considered for the ultimate declaration of "Enemy of the State", an act Congress cannot complete quickly enough in my view.

Is some of this all so much "role play"? Sort of.

My way of looking at it is like this: we've developed a certain set of "roles" that get "played" to safeguard the trust that the ingame mechanics have allowed, that is to be the eUnited States of America. The extraneous b.s. role play is often a hilarious waste of time.

But our Constitution, our Congressional protocols, our IES... these things are there so that we don't end up losing our entire treasury to a Serbian PTO which siphons off every last USD into an enemy account.

Chickensguys must go.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking