EDEN goes berserk!

Day 1,255, 00:46 • Published in Romania Romania • by Wallachian

The title of this article is so awesome that I have no idea what to write next 😁
What else can I say to even come close to such magnificence...



This had to be written for everybody to fell off their chair lost in awe. And so, I had to log on unto the EDEN HQ channel and troll them in order to "try" and match this awesomeness and kick some of our enemies ass.
Which is exactly what they did...

Romania is almost full again. Croatia is already expanding abroad into the Montenegrin Serbian puppet-state. BiH really likes the "peace at home, peace in the world" phrase and they are going to implement it into Serbian homeland, now that the Serbs were kicked out of Russia. Bulgaria is bombarding FYROM like there is no tomorrow. Now Italy will regain its territories as well followed by Australia and soon EDEN will be on the attacking side.

Before joining the EDEN PR I didn`t had a very good opinion on the EDEN command structures. I was annoyed by their lack of transparency and their (lack of) communication with the general public.
I knew that there`s power in words, there`s power in communicating to the others, and seeing EDEN not doing all that well it gave birth to resentment.

And so they heard about me trolling and thought what the heck, let`s give him something to do...



And what I found was a bit different then what I initially thought. The EDEN HQ is a group of hardcore EDEN soldiers, all muscled up from months and years fighting for the interest of EDEN, many times giving away land of their own country in order to see our alliance rise above the enemy. Some are there ever since the beginning, others had to leave for unfortunate reasons.

Unlike other alliances EDEN is not for a while, EDEN is for ever. Of course seasons came and seasons went, the wind took some dry leaves away but the tree grew others instead.

The tree is evolving like any other living organism. And you can also help it grow higher by spreading the word of EDEN, by fighting for EDEN, or even by writing about EDEN. It`s all up to you!



Your EDEN Trolling Squad,

Wallachian


Polish version


I want this article translated in the following languages: Hungarian, Spanish and Serbian. Why?

... for teh lulz.

So if you are from ONE of those countries, do something useful for a change.