The Crying Noob

Contest - Guess the weight of my baby!

57 • יום 4,703, 18:28 • פורסם ב USA • אינטראקציות חברתיות ובידור

Mrs. Voots successfully delivered a healthy baby girl on Day 4,702. The labor was quick; she arrived to the local Q3 hospital just after day change and less than 3 hours later, I was the proud and horny father … קרא עוד »

CRAP!

212 • יום 4,501, 18:26 • פורסם ב USA • עניינים כלכליים

Do you like free money?


CRAP - Currency Rebate for Americans Program

This program will deliver fresh currency to you, the American Citizen, everyday!
The amount will vary based on the budget, but as of March, $1,000,000 … קרא עוד »

AARP is now CRAP

77 • יום 4,408, 16:55 • פורסם ב USA • עניינים כלכליים

Do you like free money?

Instead of getting fresh bread every day, the Department of Citizen Affairs has a new program:

CRAP - Currency Rebate for Americans Program

This program will deliver fresh currency to you, the American … קרא עוד »

AARP - American Air Rank Program

92 • יום 4,321, 14:08 • פורסם ב USA • צעדים ראשונים באירפבליק

AARP - Early Bird Special!
Do you want free food?

How does a a whopping 4,000 energy per day sound?
We're talking 2,000 loafs of bread here!
Sign up for the AARP - Early Bird Special.

This is America's biggest

I’M FOXY AND I KNOW IT

31 • יום 3,626, 04:46 • פורסם ב USA • ניתוח לוחמה