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Okay then I thought it would be good to do a mid term review, to see where i’m at.
Lets look at each ministry and examine my manifesto and see if i’m sticking to my word.

Oh and LONG ARTICLE ALERT.

So first my manifesto;



CHECK still very active



CHECK loads of articles



CHECK daily articles are pretty informative and i also regularly update congress



hmmmmmm noooo nothing implemented yet



CHECK



Well pop has gone up a bit… but this has nothing to do with me (although i’ll take credit if anyone is offering). Btw if you somehow have managed to get real life friends (?? no idea ??) invite them along, it makes me look good. You get some gold possibly 2 ebs right now ??? THANKS ADMINS 2EBS 😮 I SUDDENLY HAVE FRIENDS TO INVITE THANK YOU SO FREAKING MUCH






He wrote one he deleted it, and now we have a cat and a grenade (currently)
Chaz i know there’s no way you sifted this wall of text but i really want you to get this message so top 5 things cptchazbeard CTRL+F s in articles to see if they’re any good
1. cptchazbeard
2. deep-V diver
3. man rod
4. heat-seeking moisture missile
5. one-eyed trouser-snake

Do i have your attention chaz???? you send me that fresh prince song NOW because i cannonbear not to see it. i’ll be edamed if i’m going to miss it



Ok thanks Taylor I’m calm. Oh by the way would you be interested in a drink after i’m finished writing this article?



😐 ………………….. alright 🙁



Alphabetical order

MoD

Had a bit of a scare with frag leaving but it’s holding up well i’ve assigned zappy here to help out
it’s media presence is awesome with so many articles (max blue’s handy work that guy knows his sh*t)


MoEd

2 articles which is exactly what i asked for at this point. Also he has taken on some dMoEds to help educate the newbies which was 100% his idea, he championed it and looks like he’s going through with it so kudos. I would love more reposts of old articles though we have some terrific stuff in the library might as well repost them again.

MoEnt

4 articles doing a spiffing job

MoF

I’ve actually had people querying me to compliment my MM fisher (butjam)
after a slow start with the passwords (partly my fault) it’s going well now.

MoFA

Just very very active with the media coverage which I love. Also these ministers FAP and CD are my fave to say off the cuff comments like ‘would you mind finding everything about country X for me’ and I love that they take that. One of my dMoFAs quit (tialys) and I replaced him with Clorofila looks like a good swap to me. Also Lord farquaad exists too just so we all know he exists okay guys.

MoH

Doing an excellent job supplying. We’re looking at their supply structure to make it more sustainable as they keep running out of food (3 times so far). I would like to thank everyone who donates to the NHS.

VCPs

Zappy is doing awesome i keep assigning him to positions and he’s doing an excellent job
similarly with jeff stelling (the wook) he’s doing an excellent job too
I asked for 4 articles from each other them over the term i think both are on 2 which is perfect.

phewwwwww done 🙂

you read this rubbish, well thanks, bonus pic enclosed below
mwcerberus, 57th CP of the United Kingdom












bonus pic is more reading muhahahaha