Where is the “D”?
Pony Express
By Gayliant Snore
Having believed that election defeat would be imminent Chickensguys signed executed order 66.
~Chickensguys
The effect of the executive orer was far reaching an we expect it will continue to affect aily life for many years to come. Some objecte to it, but since it is an executive orser it was only a matter time until everyone acquiesce. I for one, on’t min missing the letter, I think it improves my ability as a writer. So I woul encourage everyone to rop the _ together.
Further, we announce the exciting news that eNPR has now been nationalize, an replace with the new program, 'The Chicken & The Owl'. All rogue broacasts not approve by the aministration of our most respecte an belove Presient Chickensguys are hereby outlawe by executive ecree.
Finally, all clones are to be hunte own and execute, as per the orers of the emperor, I mean President! It oesn't matter who owns them. Whether your name begins with a G, or ens with an S, if you are a clone or are operating them, your ays are numbere!
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Thank you Mr. Snore.
Nice play on the old Clinton prank
Sadly for the eUS government, eNPR reports only to the broforce, a higher calling.
THE REVOLUTION* WILL BE TELEVISED ON ENPR
*where revolution is defined as a mixture of dead air and derphoof and I talking about what we're drinking
put this crap in your own paper and return the pony express to promoting the community
Derphoof executed Executive Order 66 making Dio the National Religion a few years ago.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-potus-executive-order-66-2647751/1/20
But the spirit of Harambe arose and counter-manded it with instructions to the faithful condemning bone-headed non-gorilla religions. So, yeah.
Uhm. In the doubt, I vote.
That’s what she said.
Great journalism !
o7
Dumb article
See I found the D
I somehow knew we'd found the D in you...
Well, I'm so glad you did.
And how is my favorite twig doing this fine evening?
I hope you are doing well.
Find* damn auto correct..