The Pony Express
By Gayliant Snore
Having believed that election defeat would be imminent Chickensguys signed executed order 66.
The effect of the executive orer was far reaching an we expect it will continue to affect aily life for many years to come. Some objecte to it, but since it is an executive orser it was only a matter time until everyone acquiesce. I for one, on’t min missing the letter, I think it improves my ability as a writer. So I woul encourage everyone to rop the _ together.
Further, we announce the exciting news that eNPR has now been nationalize, an replace with the new program, 'The Chicken & The Owl'. All rogue broacasts not approve by the aministration of our most respecte an belove Presient Chickensguys are hereby outlawe by executive ecree.
Finally, all clones are to be hunte own and execute, as per the orers of the emperor, I mean President! It oesn't matter who owns them. Whether your name begins with a G, or ens with an S, if you are a clone or are operating them, your ays are numbere!