[RAF] Bulletin and mini-games, round 6

Day 5,541, 05:23 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Apologies for the delay gents o/


Weekly Bulletin

• Welcome back to Maddager, the latest victim of gov’s secret necromancy program

• Try and keep at least a q1 house active - it provides a bonus energy pool and regeneration that (more than) pays for itself in overtime tickets.

• Nuking the early stages of the weekly prestige points challenge will recharge a lot more energy as well and is key if you want to really up your own runs and rankups.

• Keep an eye on your daily challenge. Even buying a token loaf of bread/a penny from the foreign exchange can help boost you without firing a shot.

• Battle orders are still more or less the same: try to WIN defending campaigns and LOSE attacks, though we don’t need to secure every battle correctly. A longer campaign means more medals for both us and our eight training war partners.

If you're not already familiar-

• Companion to medal runs

• Become a bounty hunter!


Mini-games - Round 6

(all welcome to take part)

>Where’s the eUK?

We’ve again 'upped sticks' and have found a new home in one of our former colonies/territories. Which one is it? Will you stick to your guns or try somewhere new?

You can post your guess in the comments 'ere again. Those closest wins a £10k pot with £5k for the runner up.

Round 5 results: the correct answer was...



Egypt!



It appears at 1,855km away in Malta, JRCS wins the pot, with Ebrietas’ Corsica at 2,603km narrowly beating Chemical’s guess of Kenya (3,073km) as the runner up. Well played gents!


LIAR

Clue’s in the title - here we’ll have someone each week tell us a bit about themselves and give some 'facts', one of which is a lie.

Or we would do if I’d remembered to ask someone again before getting a bit derailed in Mongress. Apologies! Keep an eye on your inbox…

I can however finally reveal Certacito’s lie; it was predictably C…

’The Ball attended by HRH and the officers of two Germany based Regiments, both of which Princess Anne was Colonel in Chief, did take place - and the officers of the two Regiments did have a wager for a crate of Champagne to be awarded to whichever could get more dances with the C-in-C. As previously described, Anne, being somewhat aware of what was going on, resolved to end the contest with a 3-all draw. Sadly, my role was to deliver the winning dance for the ‘Southern’ Team - and so did not have the pleasure of the momentous dance.’

Congrats to JRCS and Chemical Chaos who randomly get £50k each due to a generous misunderstanding when I tried to ship over Chaz’s prize last round.


And finally, the infamous…


JiminyChristmas Memorial Casino

Endorse ‘ere to ‘throw the dice’. At the end of the week we’ll throw you into a random number generator-

0-6: No dice! +1 to your next throw
7-8: 200 Q7 Food
9-10: 20 Q7 Tanks
11: 5 Gold
12 (Jackpot): £10,000

Best of luck lads and gib a prod if you have an idea for an event yourself.


Round 5 Results

Minho rolls a… 3! https://prnt.sc/sTaCs151in2_ +1 to next throw
JRCS rolls a… 1! https://prnt.sc/mtQjFLbuxlxN +1 to next throw
Ebrietas rolls a… 6! https://prnt.sc/euhS0v_IQaln +1 to next throw
Chemical rolls a… 2! https://prnt.sc/1wCYzDjsJrfX +1 to next throw
Yosemite gets a +1 to his throw and rolls an… 11 (12)! Jackpot! https://prnt.sc/tT9iFhLNSA7-
Noel gets a +1 to his throw and rolls a… 10 (11)! https://prnt.sc/FXNcqWN0FjwS
AMD gets a +1 to his throw and rolls a… 2! https://prnt.sc/X7xLlu-BX3lK +2 to next throw
Certacito gets a +1 to his throw and rolls a… 3 (4)! https://prnt.sc/DX0tAFKYlelt +2 to next throw
Bay Jee rolls a… 2! https://prnt.sc/OZKiVlliBm0z +1 to next throw
Harvey rolls a… 3! https://prnt.sc/kgiYNLE88EGT +1 to next throw
Chaz rolls a… 6! https://prnt.sc/fsYbIEusA-bj +1 to next throw
Madacaion gets a +1 to his throw and rolls a… 4 (5)! https://prnt.sc/S7rP-RBoTrFn +2 to next throw

Given the wait and how particularly savage the RNG was this round, I’ve bumped everyone up to a 7 without affecting bonuses…


o7 lads, prizes being dropped off now.