White House Press Release - Oct. 21

Day 1,066, 17:33 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
”Eugene Harlot was a better White House Press Release Writer then Kentel. True fact.”



BLOCKERMANIA

Sign up.

Now.

It is a matter of national security. If you are a member of a party, click your party’s link below. If you aren’t a member of a party, please sign up with either the ADTP, the UIP, or SEES. Those parties are in need of blockers most at the moment.

What is blocker? Go here to find out in more depth, but essentially it means putting yourself on the ballot for Congress without the intention of winning, in order to block PTO’ers from running for office. If this doesn’t make any sense to you, don’t worry. Just fill out a form and help your country stay safe.

United States Workers Party (USWP: http://tinyurl.com/uswpblockers
Federalist Party: http://tinyurl.com/2ubjql3
United Independents Party (UIP): http://tinyurl.com/BlockerCorpsApp
SEES: http://www.tinyurl.com/SEESKongress
American Defense and Trade Party (ADTP): click here



Quick Updates:

Thanks to everyone who participated in last WHPR’s “Rate your Government” survey. We’ve read all of your comments, and we’ll take your words and your ratings into consideration moving into the future.

This WHPR includes info about blockers (SIGN UP), a Kentel piece about the war in the Pacific, and URGENT update on FER, and an interview with our splendid SecDef, Angelini.



Quick Links:

- You need friends. There I said it. Find some on IRC here.
- Learn how and where to block here. Your country will reward you handsomely with a polite thank you.
- If you want Operation Monkey Business ALL THE TIME, then join the Training Corps today!
- If you want a dignified career, doing government stuff, then you can go to eUS Department of Human Resources.
- If you’re hungry, try Meals on Wheels. State your desires here. You may need your new fill of free pizza, now that the usual, nauseating variety has gone to Montenegro.



Kentel talks about The Pacific:

What a good miniseries. Anyway, Southeast Asia is crazy right now. As you all should know, the United States planned on marching through Indonesia’s virgin soil. Unfortunately, there was some other business to take care of. We needed to help some of our Asian friends. Unfortunately, it didn’t work out as we’d wanted. We needed more shirtless, sweaty, head-banded men fighting their way through the hordes. We’ll get on that for next time, America.

(Editor's note: Official updates about the war in southeastern Asia will be released soon.)



Far Eastern Russia

First of all, what is a Russia? Do you know what is a Russia? I have no idea what is this Russia you speak of.

After being wiped out completely, the nation of Putin and parter appears to be mounting a massive push to reclaim FER. If we want to keep making jokes about Russia not existing (and do other fun things that may or may not involve open citizenship), we need to win this battle. This is the highest priority battle.

Fight here for the USA: http://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/2970

Fight early. Fight often. Fight until you can’t anymore, then fight some more.

What is a Russia? I do not want to know.



Meet the Government

Another interview of the people running your government, by WHPR staffer Athanaric. Today’s guest is Secretary of Defense and Angelini.

Q: Who are you?

Angelini: I'm the current Secretary of Defense

Q: What do you do? What does your job entail in the government?

Angelini: I am the President's point of contact between him and the Training Corps (TC). He has said that our retention efforts will be centered around getting people in to the TC and involved in the military, so I am there to make sure the TC is getting everything it needs to handle the influx of soldiers.

Q: Aside from promoting the Training Corps, what other responsibilities and difficulties do you face as Sec Def?

Angelini: I don't have much hands on stuff to do besides my business with the TC. I am available to Colin as another voice of advice or ideas and I am always happy to help where I'm needed.

Q: If you could have your life sound-tracked or narrated, which one would it be and by who?

Angelini: Morgan Freeman. That man can make penguins sound interesting.



Into the future...

Battles are still raging across the world. The long term outcomes are yet to be seen. Despite some minor set backs and glitches, we must keep remain strong and unified. Citizens need to sign up to block, we need more people to work in the Government to help keep our programs running at full speed, and most of all....

Remember to fight smart.
Remember to fight smart.
Remember to fight smart.

Sometimes, one single fight can make all the difference. Will it be yours?

~ The White House