Update: This Just in Pizza is a fgt

Day 1,770, 10:26 • Published in USA USA • by George S. Patton Jr

Hello, today we are going to go over what is going on right now in eAmerica and learn a few new words in the process. Now while AFA will dispute what I am going to say don't pay any mind to them. They are all LIARS and complete LOSERS. Two simple L-words I'm sure you all know. Simply they are not Kewl like the rest of us. Most of the people that have played this game can't stand them anyway. It does seem that our hate has sort of banded them together. But what isn't realized by these PTOers; and this brings us to our first word, is that eAmerica and all the good people in it are very reslient - able to withstand or recover quickly from difficult conditions. That we are and we always have been ever since I joined this game. Sure we might be in a tight spot this month but something will be figured out. Right now you just need to make sure you do not vote for the AFA party.

As I was looking through the dictionary finding words for my article I happened to actually see a picture of this The word next to it? HYPOCRICSY - the state of promoting or administering virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that one does not actually have or is also guilty of violating. Hypocrisy often involves the deception of others and thus can be considered a kind of lie. Pretty much describes the AFA and most of it's members perfectly. They are all talk about saving our bonuses and that Israel and Gnilraps don't know what their doing, and blah blah blah blahpaty blah. Same old story heard it one-hundred times over. Your not fooling anyone.

You see most of the people that are doing this either 1) Hate us in game or 2) Butt Hurt because the public rejects them and makes fun of them. Partially are we to blame for this one could argue. I personally believe it not my fault. We cannot blame ourselves because these people are incompetent when dealing with the rules that we set in place. It is not our fault these people are power hungry and want to control things all by themselves. This is just simple fgts being fgts.



But these people do give us something to do every month so you have to be thankful for that. They also provide a crap ton of laughs to me. I just wish they had some Cojones. Always got to hide behind their lies. At least for once come out and actually say what you are going to do. Here I'll get you started and I'll dumb it down a little bit so you guys can understand I know I've been using a lot of big words.

Message From Pizza The Hut a.k.a Ajay B a.k.a Cartman a.k.a any other of his multis.
''Hai we are AFA. The reason your getting this is because Patton said I have no balls but in fact I DO they are just really tiny and really hard to see. You guys should really vote for us this election. We plan to not follow IES procedure what so ever. We plan to sell Citizenship if its not sold some Serbian or other country that hates American. We won't let any of our 15 CS approvals go to waste. Also we are all complete nerds. None of us have ever gotten laid or have a social life. Don't you want people in congress that will be on all day and all night? Whats better than that. Plus if you do want to vote for us we will give you 5000 dollars. My mommy lets me use her credit card and buy 300 golds at a time so im liek super rich and kewl right guys?''

If nothing else eAmerica look at what AFA is doing to this puppy...