Troy [eRep version]

Day 3,962, 12:20 • Published in Ireland Australia • by Lawkee

Dear Ireland,

I was sent to parley and end the possible dispute between Ireland and Canada. As you are probably aware, recently you took something that belongs to us. I'm talking about our Queen.


FRITZHILL aka Queen Helen

There's a rumor that sHE ran away because of Guinness and your Prince. It's also a rumor that they have an affair and that sHE has herpes. There's a decent chance now your Prince has it too 😒

Let's try to avert the bloodshed. I will fight your champion in single combat.



If your champion wins, you get to keep the Queen. If I win, sHE will be deported back to Canada, along with your Prince, since we have free healthcare and we can take care of his *cough* condition.



I just want to warn you: our moose cavalry is already marching towards you. We will show no mercy. You have 36hrs to respond.

In the meantime, we're sending you a gift as a sign of goodwill. You can redeem it by clicking on text below the image:


*Totally not a virus*


Hugs and Kisses,

I mean, grrrr do what we say or else...



Disclaimer: the author is high as a kite.

😃