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Day 3,457, 13:22
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by Lawkee
Dear Kanadia,
I've just kidnapped your CP Temubutt and Prime Minister Chopp the robot! MUHAHAHAHA!
Although I think of it as a suprise adoption. Ze proof:
They're locked up in my basement.
I'm planning to kidnap Mary too, this is how i'm gonna do it pretty much:
Bulletproof plan.
I demand 0.69CC from the treasury in exchange for their freedom.
Just hurry up, Tem's meds are wearing off, and on top of that, I think he had some Mexican food so poor Chopp's ''enjoying'' his butt symphony.
P.S. Chopp if you light a match to cover the smell, I think we're all gonna go to hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M
Punnysher ze terrorist💀
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Hi all,
I am Chopp and one crazy man wearing ugly undershirt is keeping me in hostage somewhere in the wilderness of Nunavut. I am too young to die. I want to find kind robot-lady and make five little-robots with her before someone press shut down button.. He is asking for 0.69CC ransom or else...
Respectfully yours,
🤖
0,69 Caddy Shack Dollares is too much, best I'm willing to do as a tax payer is 0,02
Well that's my two cents
That's a start. Thank you good man for your contribution!
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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
NONE OF THEM ARE SAFE WHILE THIS TERRORIST IS LOOSE
I have only 0.57CC...Chop(p) off his balls and we can call it even?
0,02 from JNJK92 * 0,57 from Unknownx = 0.59cc.
We need more people.
Thank you good man for your contribution!
Your demands are way to high.
🤖 sad.
lmao Pay that ransom in full, ffs
~hyuu~
Amateur. If you want a real challenge, try Wally Cleaver. 😛
Teach me, master 🤓
First, you have to kidnap him with bubble tea like how you'd kidnap children with candy.
it's a TRAPPPP !
😃
o7
You'll never get me!
WOOOOOOO WOOOOO!
WO! WO! WO! WO!
WOOOOOO!
^ Daffy Duck style.
you would probably get more if you sold him off as scrap metal. just saying
You see I have a gun in my hand don't you dog?
dibs on the gun, scrap the rest
Bad dog, bad dog!!
big bad wolf with a big bad gun? x)
Here you go dog, go chase that evil 😸
Wait? We had an election? How'd I miss that?
You missed Congress elections too this month. Get back on track 😃
Dang. Sorry man. I forgot we had a president in April and its taking a little while to come back
Put the crack pipe d-o-w-n...