Sta oni kazu o zenama ?
Bane Pozarevac
Jos jedna tema koja je uvek interesantna, kako za one koji tek treba da se upoznaju tako i za one koji su vec davno u tim vodama.
Svaka žena je bespomoćna dok joj se ne osuši lak na noktima
- Burt Reynolds
Treba ženiti samo lepe žene. Inače ne postoje nikakve šanse da ih se rešimo
- Rod Stewart
Mojoj ženi je svejedno što radim bez nje toliko dugo dok se pri tome ne zabavljam
- Jerry Seinfeld
Ko u braku ne poludi taj stvarno nije normalan
- Prince Charles
Oni koji o ženama uvek dobro govore, ne poznaju ih dovoljno.
Oni koji o njima samo loše govore, ne poznaju ih nikako
- G. Pigault Lebrun
Bolje je biti dobro obešen nego loše oženjen
- Shakespeare
Moja prva žena je umrla jer je pojela otrovne pecurke.
Druga žena je preminula jer je također jela otrovne pecurke.
Treću sam udavio jer nije htela da jede otrovne pecurke
- Henrik VIII (ili VII)
Žena ti kaže "Idi do djavola!". Ti odeš, a ona te i tamo dočeka
- Dante Alighieri
Lepe žene su stvorene za muškarce koji nemaju mašte,
a pametne za one koji nemaju sreće!
- Casanova
Dobro otvori oči kad se ženiš, poslije ih zatvori
- Shakespeare
Nije zanimljivo ono što vam žene kažu, zanimljivo je ono što precute
- Shakespeare
Muškarac je sretan sa bilo kojom ženom dok je ne zavoli
- Petrarca
Ne može muškarac varati ženu onoliko koliko se žena može praviti da mu je verna
- Zdravko Mamić
Nisam primetio da mi se žena davi. Urlala je kao obično
- Željko Rogošić
Žene imaju PROBLEM za svako rješenje!
- Stephen W. Howking
Kažite mi uzrok: znam da se iza njega skriva žena
- Beaumont
jesen prodje ja ne ozenjen ostah ...
uh,kad sve ovo sagledam ne verujem i da cu
E N G L I S H V E R S I O N
Another topic that is always interesting, both for those who have yet to be introduced and for those who have long been in those waters.
Every woman is helpless as they are dry nail polish
- Burt Reynolds
It should just marry beautiful women. Otherwise there are no chances to be solved
- Rod Stewart
My wife did not care what I do without it for so long while at the same time not having fun
- Jerry Seinfeld
When the marriage is not crazy that really is not normal
- Prince Charles
Those women always good to talk, do not know them well enough.
Those of them only speak badly, they do not know they can
- G. Lebrun Pigault
It is better to be good than bad hanged married
- Shakespeare
My first wife died because he ate poisonous mushrooms.
Another woman died because of eating poisonous mushrooms also.
Third drowned himself because he did not want to eat poisonous mushrooms
- Henry VIII (or VII)
Your wife says, "Go to hell!". They leave, and she is there and meet
- Dante Alighieri
Beautiful women created for men who have no imagination,
a smart for those who are out of luck!
- Casanova
Keep your eyes peeled when you're getting married after they shut
- Shakespeare
It is not interesting to you what women say, it is interesting what precut
- Shakespeare
The man is happy with any woman as he does not love you
- Petrarca
Can not a man cheating on my wife as much as a woman can pretend that he is faithful
- Zdravko Mamic
I noticed that my wife gagging. Screamed as usual
- Željko Rogošić
Women have a PROBLEM for any solution!
- Stephen W. Howking
Tell me the cause: I know that behind it lies wife
- Beaumont
I do not pass the autumn I remained married ...
uh,when this is not perceive and believe that I
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https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sta-oni-kazu-o-zenama--2635278/1/20
hmmm
pozzz
radi malera ko je prvi s komentarom dobija i nagradu
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Women have a PROBLEM for any solution!
sounds legit 🙂
always and forever
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o/
holaa
Hmm... it is a bit one-sided 🙁
Све си бољи.
bitice nesto i od mene
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Kamen za kupus 😃
(nisam mogla da odolim)
Tijana, Tijana,...
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vcse back. 😃
erepublik.com/en/article/-pro-music-corner-2-2635354/1/20
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"Lepe žene su stvorene za muškarce koji nemaju mašte,
a pametne za one koji nemaju sreće!"
- Casanova
e svaka mu ka u Njegoša 😃
when will you make me thai dicktator? >_>
Oj!
English needs a lot of work.
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