I've Done It All Before And I'll Do It Again
HebronGazelle
I've done it all before and I'll do it again,
Put my pen on the paper, kick the ass off my "friends",
I saw the diss that you wrote me, no need to pretend,
So if Tupac is alive then your rapping is dead,
Can't even manage two verses of the same length,
You must have lost your dictionary, head is too dense,
Fabricating lies like Boaty on the Tory bench,
So get in the cabinet and out of the closet you wench,
UKRP looks too old we should prepare for your funeral,
Have you got any players born after Adolf Hitler?
Talk about Alex, he left you faster than he left us,
Didn't want to have to visit the care home everyday on the pink bus,
Appleby too drunk to even get a proper sentence out,
Your CP candidates the guy who just writes Utter Bullcrap,
Have you heard the joke when the dyslexic Astrid walked into a bra?
Now he's a transgender dyslexic who can't even get hard!
You've got two CCs because each is only half as good as me,
You've got a wookie who needs to see a barber or three,
You've got a teenage Scotsman, that's a diss in itself,
And a British Unicorn Battalion, imaginary like your mental health,
I could list faults forever but time is only finite,
But couldn't think of a single thing to show you in a bright light,
You're begging for your safety, no more verses is your wish,
So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Comments
Here lies the body of UKRP...
Long live ESO!
This is good rhime and poem I like it.And thnx for mention me 🙂
Ask UKRP why I"ve left the same I"ve left ESO?.
:')
i got a mention
Can't splatter the Fata.
Being the writer of Utter Bullcrap is highly prestigious, you don't "just" write it smh
Put my name in it and then we will talk.
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