I've Done It All Before And I'll Do It Again

Day 3,113, 02:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by HebronGazelle


I've done it all before and I'll do it again,
Put my pen on the paper, kick the ass off my "friends",
I saw the diss that you wrote me, no need to pretend,
So if Tupac is alive then your rapping is dead,
Can't even manage two verses of the same length,
You must have lost your dictionary, head is too dense,
Fabricating lies like Boaty on the Tory bench,
So get in the cabinet and out of the closet you wench,

UKRP looks too old we should prepare for your funeral,
Have you got any players born after Adolf Hitler?
Talk about Alex, he left you faster than he left us,
Didn't want to have to visit the care home everyday on the pink bus,
Appleby too drunk to even get a proper sentence out,
Your CP candidates the guy who just writes Utter Bullcrap,
Have you heard the joke when the dyslexic Astrid walked into a bra?
Now he's a transgender dyslexic who can't even get hard!

You've got two CCs because each is only half as good as me,
You've got a wookie who needs to see a barber or three,
You've got a teenage Scotsman, that's a diss in itself,
And a British Unicorn Battalion, imaginary like your mental health,
I could list faults forever but time is only finite,
But couldn't think of a single thing to show you in a bright light,
You're begging for your safety, no more verses is your wish,
So long, and thanks for all the fish...