Edition 11: Day 1,472 - No Excuses, Larni for Prime Minister?
Day 1,472, 02:18
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by Mr Crumpets
Good Evening eAustralia,
Today I'm going to make a very unusual suggestion.
Just a few days ago I was tossing up on who to support in the Prime Minister elections... Super Chris or SRG (was never voting for TJ).
With TJ Norton out of the race, it was down to SC and SRG... but both had never really 'captured the imagination' of the country.
Then, I read this article...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eaustralia-is-leaving-eden-1914863/1/20
eAustralia is leaving EDEN.
Whatever your view, it certainly presents a new chapter in eAustralian history.
Some around the world where gullible to think this meant we were making friends with Indonesia and joining ONE.
However, Larni Kaddlestorm soon put them in their place...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dear-eindonesia--1915420/1/20
Then it hit me like a bolt out of the blue.
This next Prime Minister term will be the most interesting ever.
Will the Prime Minister keep us neutral or find an alliance for us.
Can they keep all MPPs (and friends) with our now former EDEN brothers.
How will they deal with Indonesia.
How will they do with no access to the Treasury (due to no senate).
How will they handle 20 days IMPEACHMENT FREE (no one to stop them).
They have a clean slate to do ANYTHING.
So... I say... LARNI KADDLESTORM FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!
You read it right, I'm suggesting Larni for PM.
We all know Larni and I don't get along that great, but I had this idea.
Larni keeps telling us how good she is and how much better we would all be off if we followed her advice.
Now this is the ULTIMATE chance to prove it.
If elected, she would have no senate to stop her for 20 days.
20 days to do what she felt was best.
No excuses.
So Larni... do you except the challenge?
To set up eAustralia with a new course, new alliance, return our lands and create a baby-boom with no interference for 20 days?
C'mon... here's a chance to prove you're right.
Mr Crumpets
eAustralia's Number One Journalist
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Larni for PM!
Oh a challenge! you know how I like those. If only it was as simple as you making that decision CH, I have a feeling there will be a lot of people who object.
Trolling starts in 3...2...1...
@}-}--- good luck dear 🙂 Have fun.
I am starting to think Larni Kaddlestorm is a multi and someone has created it as some sort of running joke or gag.
Anyone want to clue me in?
We're getting most of our states back: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/indonesia-australian-agreement-1915530/1/20
Oh Lordy
/me takes the cigars to the internship position ...
Larni for PM! x2
Not a bad idea, is there any down side to having Larni as PM?
As for you KK, you will just have to stay clueless (as per usual)
"is there any down side to having Larni as PM?"
The boys club would never stand for it Louise and the trolling would be ludicrous.
I wanna see an all female cabinet and CP, see what that brings
i support this mostly becuase im sure larni wouldnt do it
LOL @ Larni still pretending to be a woman. Come on now boy we all know you go standing up.
"is there any down side to having Larni as PM?"
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH THAT's a good one! /me wipes away tears. Thanks for the laugh.
In fact this lulzy article is awesome.
The second biggest joke in the article was this line:
Mr Crumpets
eAustralia's Number One Journalist
Just do it Larni!
Go for it Larni. The core of the Australia Negative Position group trolls and insults you endlessly as it is. I wonder if they realise how emotionally and intellectually feeble it makes them look?
😁
"Negative position group" my God that sums them up well, & more charitable than my opinion of that bunch of traitors trolls & wankers.
Larni if you would have a go I would come back to eAus. It would have to be better than the sad position Aus has been brought to through their efforts.
dewww eet, you should run.
\o/
"i support this mostly becuase im sure larni wouldnt do it"
Never assume 😉
Ok CH Challenge Accepted, get me a party that will endorse me and we'll see what happens.
YES!!!! woohoo!!!!!!
'is there any down side to having Larni as PM?'
An incompetent leader for one.
I wanna see an all female cabinet and CP, see what that brings x2
aww no reply from CH? looks like I called his bluff.
As you were people