Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1896)
John Gormley
A fight broke out in the pub last night and some nutter came at me with a corkscrew.
I was going to take him on but, in the end, I bottled it.
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John Gormley
A fight broke out in the pub last night and some nutter came at me with a corkscrew.
I was going to take him on but, in the end, I bottled it.
Comments
first, I win, Kurgan.. you lose
I beat kurgan!!
You are wrong gentleman....its not an instant race on daily basis but tournament and all races counts together.
Considering poor performance you showed so far and my excelent achievements i am still a total winner and the first.
shall we make a tournament on this? I wonder... Gormley, do you even read the comments on your articles?
Writer doesn't read the comments. Commenters don't read the article. It all makes sence xD
Ronan is the only one who reads jokes....
I'd just like to mention that when the contest first began, I was the first to take the title from Ronan... therefore I have not been competing since, and have retired as an undefeated champion. o/
it a tournament raven...when we add all your achievements....you are worst then skylo....
Oh, so after my retirement as champion its been made into a tournament? That's nice. xD
Actually that day you were first for the first time was beginning of tournament....