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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1896)

Day 1,896, 13:42 Published in Ireland Ireland by John Gormley

A fight broke out in the pub last night and some nutter came at me with a corkscrew.

I was going to take him on but, in the end, I bottled it.



Mann551 Day 1,896, 13:52

first, I win, Kurgan.. you lose

Ronan Donovan
Ronan Donovan Day 1,896, 13:59

I beat kurgan!!

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,896, 14:24

You are wrong gentleman....its not an instant race on daily basis but tournament and all races counts together.
Considering poor performance you showed so far and my excelent achievements i am still a total winner and the first.

Mann551 Day 1,896, 17:11

shall we make a tournament on this? I wonder... Gormley, do you even read the comments on your articles?

Crazy Ivann
Crazy Ivann Day 1,896, 17:33

Writer doesn't read the comments. Commenters don't read the article. It all makes sence xD

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,896, 18:21

Ronan is the only one who reads jokes....

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,896, 20:40

I'd just like to mention that when the contest first began, I was the first to take the title from Ronan... therefore I have not been competing since, and have retired as an undefeated champion. o/

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,897, 02:44

it a tournament raven...when we add all your are worst then skylo....

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,897, 09:22

Oh, so after my retirement as champion its been made into a tournament? That's nice. xD

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,897, 10:17

Actually that day you were first for the first time was beginning of tournament....

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