A call to arms

Day 1,353, 07:07 • Published in Australia Australia • by Miss Wolf



Dear readers,

As you might have noticed it by now, eNew Zealand has attacked Tasmania, but what you might not be aware of is what they really want. Well, brace yourselves, because I’ve got solid evidence about the cold hard truth. : O

Remember the article of the Department of Information 4 days ago? In the comment section of that article the self-proclaimed Warlord of Western eNZ Crusadercarl gave us a short list of eNew Zealand’s demands in this war between the two nations.


A piece of information of crucial importance leaked by Crusadercarl

Not only do they want our special region, Tasmania, endangering one of our sweetest species of animals, the Tasmanian devil, but they also made it crystal clear that they intend to take me, your Heavenly Mother as hostage! :’(

You cannot let that happen, can you? Save the treasures of our country!


A cuddly Tasmanian devil

Now, I'm asking all eAustralian soldiers and our allies to help us defend Tasmania, because you know what’s next if Tassie falls!


Miss Wolf, a damsel in distress

Fight for eAustralia,
fight for freedom,
fight for our national treasures!

To the battlefield!




19-time party president of the once glorious More Beer Party
2-time senator for NSW & 1-time senator for Tasmania
Dear Mother and Heavenly Mother of eAustralia
Member of the Order of Australia