Dartreal Has Come To Save You! (Again!)

Day 1,017, 03:57 • Published in Australia Australia • by Dartreal


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Yes it is true my children of eAustralia! Your Dear Father has returned home from the wild jungles of eAfrica! During my time in this exotic region of the eWorld, I rediscovered myself in a mystical journey that touched every part of my soul.

I have been “reborn” in a sense. I have been enlightened for a flood of knowledge drowned my mind. It were as if I were plugged into that machine Neo uses to go inside the Matrix, the one that they use to upload kung fu into him. Instead of kung fu, it was philosophical and theological knowledge that was uploaded into me.

I no longer am your “Dear Father”.
I am now your “Heavenly Father”.

Oh my children, if only I could tell you the things that I saw! If only I could let you know what the corners of the universe look like! Alas, I cannot for if I told you even a tenth of what I experience your head would implode for the mere mortal mind could not handle it.

It was a grand journey that has made me a better man! I’ve been reborn as a “God” if you will and I am a God that walks amongst mortals.

I have returned home to eAustralia to save you all my children. I am here to restore all of the things that were stolen due to greed, corruption and anarchy. I am here to bring you everlasting joy, faith and hope.

Using my new found knowledge I shall save you all! I am here to guide you to a new eWorld, an eWorld where suffering is unheard of and enemies do not exist! No need for weapons or hate for we shall all be one – together in perfect harmony!

I will deliver you my children! Heavenly Father is home once more!

Everlasting joy!
Everlasting faith!
Everlasting hope!

Vote to save your soul!
Vote for Dartreal!

Time for Dart's Lulz CP Campaign 2.0 (to start again)! Great to be back eAustralia!