working problems!

Day 2,140, 14:30 • Published in Switzerland Ireland • by chris jonadicus


so, here i am, in the battle-torn liguria, trying to defend it from slovenia (and i failed), and now my boss is reducing my salary!

ARGH

a week ago, everything was good.

General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 26.00 CHF to 30 CHF.

OK! 30 CHF! now i can buy that good shirt i've always wanted, and maybe i will buy and some supplies for my food factory, who knows?!

and later on...

4 days ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 30.00 CHF to 33 CHF.

OMG raise! great, man!!1 now i can buy some good shoes AND i can buy stuff for my weapons factory to defend switzerland!
and with the money left, i can buy some good cheese! swiss cheese!

BUT then!

2 days ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 33.00 CHF to 28 CHF.

ok, a reduction is understood, you have your expenses, and you need to live too.
you must defend you country, and i understand it. you are a good boss, moretousic.

BUT THEN!


13 hours ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 28.00 CHF to 25 CHF.

ARGH. what did i do wrong? except from working for you.
why such a reduction?

and

5 hours ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 25.00 CHF to 22 CHF.

AARGH! what on earth? are you insane?

now the sallaries in slovenia looks like a fortune compared to this!
ARGH!
(they pay 24 CHF)

what will i do now?

i know! i will report this to my army officer at the pacific front! maybe he can help me find a union, and to organise something for this super-large reduction.

me: hey officer

army: WHAT YOU WANT, YOU MAGGOT

me: hey, i've been wanting to tell you, my boss reduced my payments from 30 CHF to 22!
what should i do?

army: wanna know what you should do, to help yourself?

me: form a union, and pass some fair laws?

army: NO! GET ON THAT F**#$@CING PLANE, AND GO F@@@%^&CKING FIGHT SOME SPACE NAZIES, THATS WHAT!
GO, YOU PIECE OF CABBAGE!

me: cabbaage? is that even a swear wor-

army: GO YOU CABBAGE OF S😁&&$$@

and that was my tuesday afternoon.