working problems!
chris jonadicus
so, here i am, in the battle-torn liguria, trying to defend it from slovenia (and i failed), and now my boss is reducing my salary!
ARGH
a week ago, everything was good.
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 26.00 CHF to 30 CHF.
OK! 30 CHF! now i can buy that good shirt i've always wanted, and maybe i will buy and some supplies for my food factory, who knows?!
and later on...
4 days ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 30.00 CHF to 33 CHF.
OMG raise! great, man!!1 now i can buy some good shoes AND i can buy stuff for my weapons factory to defend switzerland!
and with the money left, i can buy some good cheese! swiss cheese!
BUT then!
2 days ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 33.00 CHF to 28 CHF.
ok, a reduction is understood, you have your expenses, and you need to live too.
you must defend you country, and i understand it. you are a good boss, moretousic.
BUT THEN!
13 hours ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 28.00 CHF to 25 CHF.
ARGH. what did i do wrong? except from working for you.
why such a reduction?
and
5 hours ago
General Manager moretousic has modified your salary from 25.00 CHF to 22 CHF.
AARGH! what on earth? are you insane?
now the sallaries in slovenia looks like a fortune compared to this!
ARGH!
(they pay 24 CHF)
what will i do now?
i know! i will report this to my army officer at the pacific front! maybe he can help me find a union, and to organise something for this super-large reduction.
me: hey officer
army: WHAT YOU WANT, YOU MAGGOT
me: hey, i've been wanting to tell you, my boss reduced my payments from 30 CHF to 22!
what should i do?
army: wanna know what you should do, to help yourself?
me: form a union, and pass some fair laws?
army: NO! GET ON THAT F**#$@CING PLANE, AND GO F@@@%^&CKING FIGHT SOME SPACE NAZIES, THATS WHAT!
GO, YOU PIECE OF CABBAGE!
me: cabbaage? is that even a swear wor-
army: GO YOU CABBAGE OF S
😁&&$$@
and that was my tuesday afternoon.
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no comments? im so sad.