The Randomness Times - newspaper of code0011

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Important Update

2 • Día 1,242, 09:44 • Publicado en USA USA

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The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you

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A Cowboy Named Bud

4 • Día 1,241, 10:27 • Publicado en USA USA

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie,

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Vital Information

7 • Día 1,241, 07:40 • Publicado en USA USA

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day."

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IMPORTANT MUST READ

9 • Día 1,240, 10:32 • Publicado en USA USA

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did

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Have a laugh :)

5 • Día 1,235, 14:37 • Publicado en USA USA

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With all the hullabaloo with the military and congress, and people forgetting that this is just a game, I decided that we all need to lighten up, so here is a collection of jokes that I find funny, and hope you do too.