Poor news - newspaper of Cemba

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Minister of Entertainment - Double

2 • Día 2,750, 03:14 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie comes out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the

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Minister of Entertainment - Surprise...

13 • Día 2,747, 01:53 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,

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Minister of Entertainment - Truth or lie

1 • Día 2,741, 19:05 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on

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Minister of Entertainment - A Grave Encounter

1 • Día 2,723, 00:39 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home  through the cemetery. Halfway across, he’s startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots  an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a

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Minister of Entertainment - Devil in the Church

3 • Día 2,712, 14:53 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.