WhydoIbotherToo Domestic Freebies
WhydoIbotherToo
Good Evening Murica! I am here to talk to you about Domestic Programs. Currently, the eUS Government, via Herr Vootsman, is operating AARP for you air flyers. Effective Day 4099, there will be a new way for you to gain food from the Government. Before I get to the new program though, let us review exactly what AARP does and how you qualify for it.
AARP is a program that I started during my first ever term as President. We rolled it out on day 3550. It is one of the easiest Government Programs the eUS has ever had. You don’t have to complete any forms, you don’t have to go to any websites. You just have to place a comment on a specific shout and fight in air battles every day. You can read about the program here: https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doca-aarp-free-food-for-flying-2648007
If you do this, Herr Vootsman will send you 2,000 energy. 2k Energy just for posting a comment on a shout on the national feed and fighting in an air battle EVERY DAY.
Now that we all remember how awesome that program is both in its ease of use and the great amount of free stuff you get, let’s talk about this NEW Domestic Program that we are putting in place.
We are introducing Operation Free Banana Juice for your daily consumption. This program is almost as easy as AARP to use. In order to be eligible Operation Banana Juice or Free BJ, you will need to find the Daily Orders Post on the National Feed. The post will look like this:
Here is an example post for how you will do this:
For reading and following the posted orders and then commenting with the link, side, and round you fought in, Herr Vootsman will send you 2,000 energy. This program is on a trial basis and will run for this Presidential cycle. It will be re-evaluated at the end of February to determine if it should be continued.
Its continuation depends on you, the eUS fighter. Just fighting in a battle is good, but actually reading the post and doing damage on the side we need, in a battle where the wall isn’t completely dominated, is really the goal here. This program is intended to get you, the Murican Killing Machine, to fight WHERE we need you, WHEN we need you. Make sure that you fight in one of the battles listed in the post you are commenting on or you will not be provided the 2,000 energy.
America, take advantage of these programs. If you are not a high strength player, focus on air damage, use AARP, boost your air rank and become a powerful pilot. If you are already a high strength tank, use the Free BJ program to help you focus your fire where we need it the most. We cannot free ourselves from the shackles of our invaders oppression if we aren’t a focused fighting force. Fight smart, follow orders, do what you can to help free our eNation.
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Sounds like a really decent program.
Excellent work.
V***
Useful for noobs.
Everyone is invited to use this program. Even veteran players who sometimes need a reminder of what our eNation needs.
Useful for congressmen and -women 😉
now that is some a$$ o7
8th. I want a BJ
BJ sounds nice
Great initiative guys!
Thank you
🐐 o7
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How did you fight for Ireland in Georgia? 😛
With enough Irish whiskey, you can do ANYTHING
o7
Great idea!
Best of luck!
o7
R.
super ideea
Sounds good to me! the more accurate the better, thanks to all the people who puts up the good job, this could lead to a solid eCountry, even if we dont always win, we will be stronger in our battles by channeling our strenght in the same direction.
A nice BJ for my early morning wood would be nice...
You still have some of those?
No, but one can dream...
a good coordination is BETTER then a lot of dmg.
V+S i need some comments over here guys : https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/senior-journalist-3-31-2690403/1/20
o7
amazing!
o7
I wanted Coconut juice.
must vote redheads
v+ support for ... well doesn't everyone love bananas. 😛
Also required viewing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCE4y9O7vTM
It would be a lot more effective without the sexist pictures.
for no sex in the world! just AI sex excluded 😁
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https://www.erepublik.com/es/article/mision-de-los-25-comentarios-v2-2688836/1/20
vote commend pls
Is Meals on Wheels still active?
Michigan!!