WHPR [Day 1,025] - Your Cabinet
James S. Brady Press Room
Finally, the shadowy and mystical powers that be have made the decisions for their representatives in the various facets of your life. You can find the full list of the cabinet here. However, I’ll summarize the more major positions here.
President: St Krems
Vice President: Colin Lantrip – He will be serving as both CoS and VP.
Deputy Chiefs of Staff: Laxsnor and Speedcat McNasty
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Alexander Hamilton
Secretary of State: Fingerguns
Secretary of the Treasury: Dr. Tango
Secretary of the Interior: Kazael
Secretary of Defense: Deificus
Secretary of Media: Kentel
There are plenty of other great people involved in the cabinet. I suggest you read the article from our president to see. Of the list above, I see a great cabinet except for two positions. Secretary of the Treasury and Secretary of Media. I honestly don’t know if Dr. Tango has enough experience, knowledge, or general Schruteness to man such a position. I suppose we’ll see. Then there’s the Secretary of Media, Kentel. He just p much sucks in general. If I were Krems, I’d fire him.
Here’s to another great month everyone.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
Comments
Cool stuff. 🙂
Good Cabinet. Dr Tango will make a good Treasurer.
\o/ Kazeal for POTUS >.>
Agree with author, Kentel needs to be fired : P
Agree with author, Kentel needs to be fired x2
Agree with author, Kentel needs to be fired x3
;_;
Agree with author, Kentel needs to be fired x4
Kentel: your sign-off, "Don't Hate Me", comes across as either 1) a desperate plea for affirmation or 2) a challenge.
Here are my responses: if it's 1), I love you unconditionally. You do a great job. Here's a batch of home-baked internet cookies. If it's 2), I hate you with a blind, murderous rage, for no apparent reason. May you be elected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Take your pick. Whatever helps you out.
Hate me, Love me, or Regard me with utter indifference,
JBB
@JBB
It's definitely the plea for affirmation. I need reasons to write these and I'm a really ego driven person. So, the "I don't hate you!" comments keep me writing.
Ok then. I actually really enjoy your briefings. You seem to have a knack for combining useful information with humor that I don't believe I've seen any other WH press secretary.
btw, I was just bluffing about the "PM of the UK" crack. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Personally I'm quite fond of Advisor #1.
I didn't see Publius in the initial announcement.
I remember you name from when I was a beginner. Having a sage such as yourself on the team is reassuring.
I may be the Secretary of State, but harrison richardson will always be the Hillary Clinton of erepublik.
😁😁Harrison Richardson wears pant-suits? I knew it.
harrison richardson wears pants? xd
Nice job spelling my name, dawg.
;P