WHPR [Day 1,025] - Your Cabinet

Day 1,025, 19:53 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
The Cabinet

Finally, the shadowy and mystical powers that be have made the decisions for their representatives in the various facets of your life. You can find the full list of the cabinet here. However, I’ll summarize the more major positions here.

President: St Krems
Vice President: Colin Lantrip – He will be serving as both CoS and VP.
Deputy Chiefs of Staff: Laxsnor and Speedcat McNasty
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Alexander Hamilton
Secretary of State: Fingerguns
Secretary of the Treasury: Dr. Tango
Secretary of the Interior: Kazael
Secretary of Defense: Deificus
Secretary of Media: Kentel

There are plenty of other great people involved in the cabinet. I suggest you read the article from our president to see. Of the list above, I see a great cabinet except for two positions. Secretary of the Treasury and Secretary of Media. I honestly don’t know if Dr. Tango has enough experience, knowledge, or general Schruteness to man such a position. I suppose we’ll see. Then there’s the Secretary of Media, Kentel. He just p much sucks in general. If I were Krems, I’d fire him.

Here’s to another great month everyone.

Don’t hate me,

Kentel

Secretary of Media