WHPR [Day 1,013] - Eastern Siberia and Australia
Day 1,013, 17:26
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Eastern Siberia
Unfortunately, our allies in Eastern Siberia lost this morning. I watched from the sidelines for the last couple of turns to see absolutely massive number of Serbians deploying. In fact, at the end there were nearly 400 Serbians in a single tile. Honestly, there wasn’t a whole lot we could do. I’d like to thank everyone who showed up.
Serbia just beat us, that’s what happens sometimes. Remember, that’s one battle though. We need to stay on our toes and be ready to react to changing orders and situations. If we aren’t ready, we won’t be able to contribute to our fullest in whatever it is that comes next.
Australia
Our bros. They’ve been losing their elections lately to mechanically precise Indonesian voters. We’ve been doing the best we can to support them with ATO votes, but we just haven’t been able to regain their country. It’s been a tough couple of months for Australia, it would be much appreciated if you could let our Australian bros know how much they mean to us by posting articles in their media and showing that we care on their forums.
Secretary’s note: Apologies for a short Press Release tonight. Some girls at my school think it’s fun not to participate in group projects, saddling others with all the actual work while they go and try and act “popular” when no one really likes them. In fact, they remind me of Claire.
Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – He wrote an article. Apparently he does know how to read and write! Color me shocked.
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – I love watching him wade through Serbian babies. It gets me hot and bothered.
• The Pony Express – Subscribe, pl0x.
• Department of Defense Orders – These have exciting graphics now (and have for a while). Orders now in technicolor!
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
Unfortunately, our allies in Eastern Siberia lost this morning. I watched from the sidelines for the last couple of turns to see absolutely massive number of Serbians deploying. In fact, at the end there were nearly 400 Serbians in a single tile. Honestly, there wasn’t a whole lot we could do. I’d like to thank everyone who showed up.
Serbia just beat us, that’s what happens sometimes. Remember, that’s one battle though. We need to stay on our toes and be ready to react to changing orders and situations. If we aren’t ready, we won’t be able to contribute to our fullest in whatever it is that comes next.
Australia
Our bros. They’ve been losing their elections lately to mechanically precise Indonesian voters. We’ve been doing the best we can to support them with ATO votes, but we just haven’t been able to regain their country. It’s been a tough couple of months for Australia, it would be much appreciated if you could let our Australian bros know how much they mean to us by posting articles in their media and showing that we care on their forums.
Secretary’s note: Apologies for a short Press Release tonight. Some girls at my school think it’s fun not to participate in group projects, saddling others with all the actual work while they go and try and act “popular” when no one really likes them. In fact, they remind me of Claire.
Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – He wrote an article. Apparently he does know how to read and write! Color me shocked.
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – I love watching him wade through Serbian babies. It gets me hot and bothered.
• The Pony Express – Subscribe, pl0x.
• Department of Defense Orders – These have exciting graphics now (and have for a while). Orders now in technicolor!
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
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YES WE CAN!
mechanically precise Indonesian voters
thx for the embargo, btw
mechanically precise Indonesian voters?
Lol. xD
sounds like you need to slap a bitch kentel xD
I'm a lover of Serbian babies.
you too publius? 😃
I heard Jewitt likes them too.
yes, we can :😁
Thanks for mentioning us eAussies. Thanks also for all the USA's help so far but please keep it up. We owe u, U know we're good for it. Go the Bros.
"It’s been a tough couple of months for Australia, it would be much appreciated if you could let our Australian bros know how much they mean to us by posting articles in their media and showing that we care on their forums."
Please don't spam our media or bomb us with propaganda - it would just make us despise you more.
wow bomb us with propagada. maybe you should tell your penix buddies to piss off too 😉
How many articles have been posted of a Phoenix nature?
Of course Serbs beat Americans. They crazy.
slap the girls and tell them to get to work!
Also tell them to get in the kitchen and make you a sammich!
mechanically precise Indonesian voters.
i hate u