WHPR [Day 1,012] - Wins, Losses, and Congress being Congress
Day 1,012, 14:27
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Good Morning, America
I mean this in several ways. The first is, I’m writing this rather early. I might actually get it done before 20:00 eRep time. That’s unheard of. Also, it’s been a pretty decent morning for us. We won Central Alaska, meaning that America is safe for at least another three days.
Unfortunately, Serbia beat Poland in Inner Mongolia. That’s not terribly great. It means that our Chinese allies have to defend Eastern Siberia. I highly recommend you help them out (remember how awesome they were, helping us out in the original invasion?). Department of Defense orders are kept updated and the like. Follow them. If you have the time, please move and help out. It’s an important battle. It’s like the level of importance of my ego. It’s not the largest loss in the world if it’s damaged, but it’s pretty awful. So, assist. Nao.
Congress
Now before you skip this section to go and comment about your love of Max and Fingerguns (eCouple. Do it.) it’s just a quick update. Necros Xiaoban, current Speaker of the House published an article criticizing Krems, the president. This led to much discussion and an impeachment proposal against both Krems and NX. Both proposals failed. A new proposal has been brought up against NX though. You can follow the proceedings here if you’re really bored. Which you shouldn’t be, since you should be fighting in ESR.
In other congress related news, the Arm America program will likely be terminated soon. It’s been deemed inefficient and not worth it. The money is likely to go towards funding other Department of the Interior programs.
Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – I hear he likes carrots. True/false?
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – Can I become your slave, please?
• The Pony Express – Subscribe, boiiii.
• Department of Defense Orders – The reason America rocks hard. That and some other people better then me.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
I mean this in several ways. The first is, I’m writing this rather early. I might actually get it done before 20:00 eRep time. That’s unheard of. Also, it’s been a pretty decent morning for us. We won Central Alaska, meaning that America is safe for at least another three days.
Unfortunately, Serbia beat Poland in Inner Mongolia. That’s not terribly great. It means that our Chinese allies have to defend Eastern Siberia. I highly recommend you help them out (remember how awesome they were, helping us out in the original invasion?). Department of Defense orders are kept updated and the like. Follow them. If you have the time, please move and help out. It’s an important battle. It’s like the level of importance of my ego. It’s not the largest loss in the world if it’s damaged, but it’s pretty awful. So, assist. Nao.
Congress
Now before you skip this section to go and comment about your love of Max and Fingerguns (eCouple. Do it.) it’s just a quick update. Necros Xiaoban, current Speaker of the House published an article criticizing Krems, the president. This led to much discussion and an impeachment proposal against both Krems and NX. Both proposals failed. A new proposal has been brought up against NX though. You can follow the proceedings here if you’re really bored. Which you shouldn’t be, since you should be fighting in ESR.
In other congress related news, the Arm America program will likely be terminated soon. It’s been deemed inefficient and not worth it. The money is likely to go towards funding other Department of the Interior programs.
Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – I hear he likes carrots. True/false?
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – Can I become your slave, please?
• The Pony Express – Subscribe, boiiii.
• Department of Defense Orders – The reason America rocks hard. That and some other people better then me.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
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Frist.
Yeah impeach that fcker. Necros personally attacked the character of all SEES members, and has been extremely divisive.
>Max and Fingerguns (eCouple. Do it.)
Diaf.
In theory this should get a lot of votes.Wonder why???
Choc, it's not my fault that you failed to play adequate matchmaker.
TELL ME IF KREMS IS RUNNING AGAIN, ZOMG
IMPEACH NECROS FOR ATTACKING DEMOCRACY
'Necros personally attacked the character of all SEES members'...ahhh...did he hurt your feelings?...I question and attack the character of all but a few (very few) s.e.e.s. members...especially glados and the douche bag that put him in Congress...
LOL, no, I criticized Krems much earlier in his term. He repsonded, and I've been satisfied with his presidency since then. The impeachment vote against him was started by George S. Patton, Jr, in what can only be characterized as a fit of rage.
Sure we and trolls and dicks i'll admit, but to publicly call us Nazi racists is not cool bro.
That is exactly what you are...you use Nazi regalia, their philosophy (right down to Emerick Youth)...you write articles claiming 'A new fuhrer shall lead SEES to a 1000 year Reich'...the Nazi were racist also...so put the shoes on and wear them....and quit whining like little girls...
don't you have to be white to be a Nazi? Um we have Brazilians, Japanese, and South Africans in SEES. Logic fail. Also so what if we use some of the names. Its pretty funny imo.
Relax, if you can't take someone throwing a bit of mud you best live life under a rock for your life.
I love it when people troll in my WHPR. Love it.
Now shut up, neither of you is entertaining.
Good article I wonder howthe impeachment will turn out.
TELL ME IF KREMS IS RUNNING AGAIN, ZOMG x2
@turd fergurson: i'm in SEES and i actually dont like the whole NAZI terminology thats thrown around in the party, just b/c some members are german and think its ok doesn't mean that ppl wont tie SEES to NAZI's when we keep using terminology that is notoriously NAZI-esk.