WHPR [Day 1,003] - ~VICTORY~

Day 1,003, 19:34 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
I Can See Russia from my Russian House

It’s pretty easy to see Russia when you are in fact in Russia. Owning it. We did good America. I apologize for bloodstains that may/may not be covering this release. Your very own Secretary of Media fought tonight. I think some other p cool people did too.

Honestly, I’m trying to write as seriously as I can. It’s just there isn’t that much info to say other then we won.

It isn’t over yet America. Look at the trouble our glorious leader went through to set up the battle for Eastern Siberia:

SomeoneSpecial: http://www.erepublik.com/en/battlefield/534
SomeoneSpecial: scrab YEAR
SomeoneSpecial: I JUST screwed RUSSIA ON A PHONE
SomeoneSpecial: scrab YOU SKYNET
SomeoneSpecial: I WANT THESE LOGS IN WHPR RIGHT NOW

Note: Italics are edited. We can’t have this article getting removed, now can we? Also, I’m glad I could be of service “SomeoneSpecial”.

By the way, we need to rename our new territory. It’s been decided by a very important Indonesian. We’d best listen to his wise words and sign the petition. West Alaska must be recognized by the admins. There is simply no way around it.

Way to go America. Expect more awesomeness in the future. It really feels good to win a big one. Remember to follow DoD Orders so you can do your part. We need to steam our way to the Kremlin.

This shows what we can do when we work together with our allies America. This wasn’t just a United States effort. Our friends in EDEN and Cana-bros were key parts of this battle (shout out to the Canadians storming across the UK). Remember to thank them.

Links, oh my:
• The President’s Newspaper – The accent is the source of our new-found strength.
• The Vice President’s Newspaper – What a cool name. I love it.
• The Pony Express – Hey, these could use sexier graphics. Art junkies, PM me. Nao.
• Department of Defense Orders – I enjoy beating Skynet. Those who do follow these.

Don’t hate me,

Kentel
Secretary of Media