Welcome to Gaylord's Baby Ranch

Day 1,091, 14:13 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

We like to feed our babies, babies and feed the unholy abomination ONTO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And hey if raising and taming these babies has taught me anything its that babies contain the vitamins neccasary to get through a day. AND HAMSTERS DO IT ALL THE TIME SO THAT MAKES IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. SO COMONNN DoWN TO GAYLORD's BABY RANCH AND FOR EACH OF YOU THAT DOESNT COME AND BUY SOME BABIeS I PERSONALLY WILL KILL A PUPPY SO UNLESS YOU ALL DONT WANA BE KNOWN AS MASS PUPPY MURDERERS ID COME. SO COMONNNNNNNNNNN DOWWWWNNNNNNNNNN WE GOT BEER 'N HOOKERS. THE GOOD KIND, tHE KIND YOU'D LET IN YOUR HOUSE.
SO YEAHHHH COMONN DOWNNNN TO GAYLORD'S BABY RANCH AND WE'LL PASS THE SAVINGS ONTO YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
*WARNNING BABIES ARE HIGHLY TOXIC DO NOT EAT, CLEAN, OR OWN ONE *WARNNING*



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ALSO MY FIRST PAPER I WROTE 😃