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Oh, Dear God! I hate the ads! Contest!

Day 1,085, 17:35 • Published in Canada USA

• by jfbranson

Do you you have a paper? Do you have a gold dubloon? Of course you don't, you horrible poor people. (Shame on you for being poor. Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?)

Anyhow. Ads in this New Order Erepublik are all lousey. So, let's have a contest. Best ad posted in one's newpaper or in actual eRep. ad space win's one gold.

If you don't like this contest, make up a great ad about how rotten this contest is. See? I, being a horribly selfish Ian Curtis avatar, win either way.

And listen to more Joy Division.