IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT OF VICE!

Day 1,105, 12:47 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Would you like some unfitting music? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U

You've probably already heard I was running for president.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/it-039-s-time-to-gay-up-the-white-house-1586784/1/20#comments
*COUGH*

Well first off, you're probably asking yourself, "Wait a minute how can gaylord run for VP if he doesn't even know what that is?. I shall respond with another question. Is that really important? I'll probably just do awesome stuff like make no taxes, legalize weed and give out free hugs. Also I will print out jillions of moneys and hand them out to all the peoples. Will it cause massive inflation? Probably, do I care? NAY!. Also comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn If you vote for me I'll be your friend.

Also comon don't you want a sexy bear as president?



PLEASE DON'T UNSUB PLEASE IM SORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY. I'll give you a candor 🙁.

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