[WO4CP] Cabinet
Wild Owl
Hey America,
This article will be about the Cabinet that I have picked to help me and America, if I am elected to the position of PotUS. I am proud of the team that I have been able to assemble this month, and have full confidence that we will be able to do a stellar job as we move into 2015.
So, without any further ado, the cabinet:
Vice President: Tyler Bubblar
Tyler Bubblar is a two term President, ATO extraordinaire, and the current Party President of the Federalist Party. We have had a great working relationship for the better part of two years and I am glad to have someone with his political acumen on board.
Chief of Staff: Evry
Co-Chief of Staff: MMike
Queen of the Treasury, Evry, shall be assisting as Chief of Staff. Evry is an extremely organised individual who I believe will gel well with my plans for organised chaos. Mike has been in and around the PDBs for over a year, and like Evry, tends to be focused on the tasks at hand. I am honored to have these individuals with me.
Secretary of State: Derphoof
Alpha-pony Derphoof returns as Secretary of State to the fold. Derpy has a considerably large history of serving in eUS Foreign Affairs and will, I believe, be able to navigate the changes beautifully that will enable us to keep winning on the battlefields.
NSC Director: Kevin Sheridan
One of the newer players in my team, Kevin Sheridan, who has performed admirably as SoS this month shall be my NSC Director. Kevin brings freshness, high activity and a hard work ethic to this team.
Secretary of Defense: DMJohnston
One of America’s best Presidents in the past six months, DMJ shall be the Secretary of Defense. The USAF needs an injection of new life to increase its damage output and I believe that having someone who’s worked in it for a while will ensure that older players do not feel left out as newer ones make their way into the fold.
Secretary of Media: Tenshibo
Perennial Secretary of Swag, Tenshibo, joins us as the Secretary of Media. He promises to deliver us many entertaining WHPRs to keep all of us updated with the administration’s developments. It needs to be emphasized that I, myself, intend to be an active media President as well, and will be writing from my own paper to keep you all in the loop.
Secretary of Interior: Dave Gulya
Another newer face and dSoS this month, Dave Gulya intends to work to restore Interior to its former glory. I believe that Interior can do a lot better in its task of helping newer players and Dave and I have discussed several ideas to make this work.
Secretary of Education: Blande
Blande retains his position as the Secretary of Education. A tireless worker, who’s always working to improve the situation of newer players in our country, I am convinced that Blande will continue to do us proud in the coming month.
DHS: Cerb
America's lawyer dog, Cerb, shall be Director of Homeland Security. He'll sniff out trouble and ensure that our country's internal security stays intact for the coming month.
There is still time for new players aspiring to join the cabinet so send me a mail if you want to get involved. I hope that you find this team satisfactory and capable enough to receive your vote on the 5th of January.
Sincerely,
Wild Owl
Comments
Hoot Hoot
#1 eSon
Should have been aborted in the early weeks of your pregnancy, whale Muahahahahahaha!
@a$$-Owl: nice to see new & fresh faces in your cabinet - bravo!
For Wild Owl! WO4CP!!
WO4CP
This is a good cabinet
o/
Very nice formatting!!!
solid
sold?
If there was any way for me to reach through the internet and rip off your stupid whore-head I would.
I hate you ASS, I hate you with a passion I would normally reserve for those who have committed crimes against the species. Yet, I can not get to you yet.
Yet... What a funny word... I used it twice in the same sentence and it had a different feeling in both instances...
What a coincidence.
You can kiss my a$$ Ctuluh. Now hate me moar LMFAO
Golden
shower?!
WO4CP!
WO4CP
Hoot Hoot!
Derphoof playing again? SWEET!
Solid Cabinet is solid.
*silently munches on hay in the background, contemplating writing things other than propaganda*
o/ good luck, you will win for sure 🙂
Swag
Hoot Hoot!
hawt
Good luck bro!
o7
Good luck, bro! 🙂
Mhm
no AARP?
That comes after his term is over. Trust in him.
looks perfect
o7
o7
WO4CP
Good luck, my friend!
good team 😉
FIST
you did not respond to my request for a debate...elitism at it's best...nor a call for inclusion
Elitism at it's best is as elite as it gets!
He did the same to me.
I asked him for a bake off and he didn't make anything at all! I was standing in front of the church with a whole pile of brownies like some sort of idiot!
Not only elitism but also a brownie waster!!!!!
INSURGIO~
Good luck!
That's a pretty sweet cabinet, I like that!
♥♥♥♥
WO4CP
GL