ZA WARUDO - newspaper of AgentChieftain

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[ZW] 𝐏𝐀𝐊-𝟒𝟕𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄

22 • Day 605, 02:59 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - I am AgentChieftain, editor and CEO of ZA WARUDO. I would like to announce that PAK-47 is selling weapons for 1 gold apiece to … read more »

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[ZW] 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐒 [WAR]

25 • Day 600, 04:01 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Salutations, comrades. I'm writing to inform you that Project Swineherd is nearing completion and the first prototype will be launching shortly. You might be inclined to ask, "What is Project Swineherd, … read more »

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[ZW] 𝐑𝐄: A New Era In Motherland

12 • Day 597, 19:44 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - After reading a patriotic article by a well-meaning citizen that desires that we expand our borders back to their original state, I felt the need to address why we must not do this, since these players likely do … read more »

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[ZW] 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐑

21 • Day 593, 14:41 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - I received a peculiar phone call this morning from my comrade srachit. He tells me that two internet atheists arrived at the Indian Embassy in Islamabad demanding that Pakistan be invaded. He … read more »

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[ZW] A REFRESHER FOR OUR NEWER RECRUITS

13 • Day 590, 12:43 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Sorry for the belated article, I was hung over yesterday after, like, downing all that sand back at BGBW's sweet kegger, Broham.

Anyways, it has come to … read more »