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Last Words of A Chemist

3 • Day 1,948, 11:57 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Chemist's Last Words


The last words of a chemist:


1. And now the tasting test.


2. May that become hot?


3. And now a little bit from this...


4. ... and please keep that test tube alone!


5. And now shake it a bit.


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Summary Of Life

6 • Day 1,945, 08:51 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNE😨



1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad

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Man's House

8 • Day 1,944, 05:37 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

THIS IS HOW A MAN’S HOUSE SHOULD LOOK?









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How To Plant Your Garden

6 • Day 1,942, 05:07 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

How To Plant Your Garden

First, you Come to the garden alone,
while the dew is still on the roses.



FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING ,

PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS :

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Why Parents Drink

5 • Day 1,941, 08:43 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Why Parents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and … read more »