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[farewell] lalalalalalalalala

32 • Day 2,449, 23:42 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

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Hello brave Cypriots,

This is my CP farewell article. Some bullets of what has be done in my dictatorship.

1) We signed way more MPPs, that is good but costly for a poor nation like Cyprus. State cant afford them so donate liselis to keep them.

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[GOV] Operation: Magyar Oyshhhhh Sausage (fortum inside)

21 • Day 2,433, 08:37 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

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Warfare analysis

Hello brave Cypriots,

As you all know, we dont have much earnings from taxes. In order to solve this issue got drunk to think clearer and brainstormed to find a solution.

After 9 beers the solution was there!

Hungary, a friendly country

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[GOV] Commune System

31 • Day 2,420, 08:13 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

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Political debates and analysis

Hello brave Cypriots,

We have tried commune system in the past but it was not so easy cause just one player handled the administration cost.

I will try to rebuilt the commune system in a distributed manner. I have put 11 job offers in market

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[dictator] To Ride, Shoot Straight And Speak The Truth

40 • Day 2,417, 10:44 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

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Political debates and analysis

6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled
society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of
our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can
serve as an introduction to

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[GOV] Thank You Hungary 2!

26 • Day 2,411, 00:54 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

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Political debates and analysis

Hello brave Cypriots!

Another great triumph! Another legendary victory!

Thank you all for helping Cyprus win! You rock!

To keep our memories of this vivid, i post some pics of the critical phases of our victory!

The declaration of the