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[Commune System] Capitalists take cover, we are cumming!

18 • Day 2,300, 01:48 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings brave Cypriots,

We are all witnesses to another crime by the neo liberal capitalist pigs that try to dehumanize us.

Some hours ago, capitalist-economist Kemal Ergenekon,

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pipo lolo for CP!

24 • Day 2,292, 01:05 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greatings brave Cypriots,

This article is my official proposal for the next CP term.

--Government.
There will be no government. All decisions will come from majority using group pms. As game mechanics force us to have some people in "

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[Ministry of Culture] 1st Best Beauty Contest (BBC)

13 • Day 2,271, 03:05 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Greetings brave Cypriots!

Celebrating his glorious victory, president Marcelbok ordered us to organise the Best Beauty Contest (BBC) in Cyprus. Contest will be held annually to remind all Cypriots our fair president's victory.

Any e-citizen

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[CP elections] Vote for pipo lolo

31 • Day 2,267, 00:06 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings brave Cypriots,

After exhausting brainstorming with my counsil, i proposed to me to take over Cypriot administration and make things left. The decision was unanimous, all me voted yes and supported my candidacy.

So here is my plan.

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Farewell

14 • Day 2,246, 00:15 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

And always remember farewellers.....

My gals are out to get you!

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